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ernieMadoff: You can’t choose not to be alone, not at this point, but you can choose not to be a Jew
BernieMadoff: Now, I have a question about breasts
BernieMadoff: I saw a photo of Shoshanna Lowenstein in today’s NY Post
BernieMadoff: When she hit the scene as the 16 year old sex partner of Jerry Seinfeld, she looked like she had F cup breasts
BernieMadoff: Now, at 30, one kid later, she looks pretty flat.
BernieMadoff: How does that happen?
BernieMadoff: Does pregnancy ruin a woman’s boobs?
palestine4ever: you’ve been neglecting your camwhore minions lately, Luke 🙁
BernieMadoff: It is sad. Shoshana was special
BernieMadoff: Now, she looks like just another upper east side yenta
palestine4ever: Shoshana Seinfeld?
palestine4ever: I just assume most Jews as a topic of conversation are in some way related to Seinfeld.
BernieMadoff: yes, pic in today’s ny post shows her rather flat chested, even as it discusses her job designing bras for women with huge boobs
scott: you should not be looking at a woman with such lust in your eyes!!!
BernieMadoff: Well, I’m not now, not her
palestine4ever: You just know a flatchested broad would design a bra with, like, spikes for her more busty rivals
BernieMadoff: Luke, instead of going from goy-jew-yoga, you should go scientology
palestine4ever: Scott, Judaism is so yesterday.
palestine4ever: We’re all about the solipsism of watered down Hinduism now.
BernieMadoff: This yoga religion seems like a load of bs
palestine4ever: Luke, I was on YouTube yesterday
palestine4ever: I watched your videos from What Women Want
BernieMadoff: Luke, you DO know that yoga is just a conduit for winning converts to the religions of India
FATS: Kundalisni Yoga attracts alot of movie stars and rock stars
BernieMadoff: He’s even growing the beard for that
palestine4ever: To think that the hunky guy in those videos would be growing his beard out in the same hovel it was filmed in
FATS: Have you run into any Luke?
BernieMadoff: Yoga shmoga
BernieMadoff: It is boring
palestine4ever: I used to see Kundalini pamphlets when I was looking for catholic whores at raves in the mid-1990s
palestine4ever: I’m surprised they’re still around
scott: yoga isnt that what people eat with fruit?
BernieMadoff: Just when I thought Luke blogging about rabbis was boring, he takes things down another notch by blogging about his yoga classes
FATS: Happy Healthy Holy – the three H
palestine4ever: Israel will survive without you, Luke
BernieMadoff: By the way – just as I said, I am NOT IN JAIL
palestine4ever: This is your last chance to get out of this cul de sac
palestine4ever: I like Yoga luke
palestine4ever: He’s taking care of his personal appearance more
YourMoralLeader: lots of chix
FATS: NOT IN JAIL – wearing a bullet proof vest tho
palestine4ever: His hair is trimmed
BernieMadoff: Porn luke was better
palestine4ever: I’m sure his undies are clean
palestine4ever: There’s even a bit of a sparkle to the hovel
FATS: PORN Luke – just doesn’t roll off the tongue
palestine4ever: Yoga is giving Luke his self-respect back
BernieMadoff: I will agree that yoga agrees with luke more than torah
palestine4ever: The yoga people don’t judge
BernieMadoff: "From Torah to Yoga – the Luke Ford Story"
palestine4ever: I’m sure they’ve done far worse than his purely imaginary crimes against the shuls
palestine4ever: Which is, anyway, just another excuse to say "Goy, get out"
BernieMadoff: I took one yoga class once. I just could not do the stuff and this was supposedly for rank beginners
palestine4ever: Dude, mountain pose
palestine4ever: You just stand there
scott: yoga people look at you funny if you cant get your ankle behind your ear
palestine4ever: it’s my favorite yoga move
FATS: Kundulini Yoga has thr feel of a cult – although it is not a cult
FATS: I like the idea of the turban they wear
BernieMadoff: And then there’s that bikrim yoga, where women sweat out a gallon of water and get all stinky
palestine4ever: I had a friend that went off with some hindi cult in West Virginia
scott: ahhh the smell of woman
BernieMadoff: The only cult worth joining are the ones that get you hot women
FATS: I refuse to check out bikram – I don’t like the idea of sweaty
palestine4ever: But it’s a little late for Luke to be worrying about the guru trap
palestine4ever: I mean, he worships a talk radio host
BernieMadoff: I once knew a woman into that. very smelly woman
YourMoralLeader: Can listening to a mantra CD bring me inner peace and material prosperity?
palestine4ever: No but it sounds better if you’re really really stoned
FATS: you should invest in a gong
BernieMadoff: You are more apt to find inner peace via yoga than via torah
scott: you mean bong
BernieMadoff: Torah beats yoga
palestine4ever: Torah is just 1001 Ways to Say "Luke Ford, GTFO"
BernieMadoff: Plus, there is no mechitza in the classes. amirite?
YourMoralLeader: Should I give my CFS to Wahe Guru?
palestine4ever: I’m sure it will no longer exist once the stress of shul is removed
FATS: That’s like trying to lose weight and trying to give pounds to other people… lol
FATS: CFS is viral?
FATS: You have to be good to yourself and not over do things
BernieMadoff: You have to learn to be a man.
FATS: Bernie – how’s the ancle bracelet
BernieMadoff: How else will you take care of your family?
BernieMadoff: Truth is, I bribed the guard and my dog is wearing it.
palestine4ever: Luke, I think my chi is clogged up
BernieMadoff: Let’s stop talking about me. I’m the past. Let’s talk about the future, about OBAMA
palestine4ever: I was working on a theory that Luke is like the Soulja Boy of the LA Jewish community
BernieMadoff: Oi, if Rabbi Mushkin could see him now he’d be thinking "I am one smart rabbi"
palestine4ever: But then I realized that he’s more of a fiddy cent
BernieMadoff: Luke needs a woman to shove a sausage into his mouth
FATS: OBAMA – Well, he’s taking office during a Mercury REtrograde cycle – so astrologically he’s already off to a bad start
YourMoralLeader: i feel cleansed
BernieMadoff: Once Luke has been cleansed of his Jewish beliefs by his yogi, he will be free to return to the place he belongs: Holly’s Home