My Latest Shame Attack

No, it was not at 5:11 pm when my boss called me "scumbag."

It was between 12:30 and 12:40 this afternoon.

I had just finished my three hours of Alexander Technique. I was parked outside my local acupuncture college for my next treatment.

I was enjoying a tasty repaste of four Quaker Chewy Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip granola bars washed down by eight spoonfulls of peanut butter. (I leave these treats in my car so I can enjoy them during any lull in a commute.)

I had my sticky hand on my sticky spoon stuck deep in my jar of peanut butter and I was surrounded by granola bar wrappers as I sat in my rusting car when my favorite acupuncture intern walked by.

I adore this girl. She only served me once, but it was great. She immediately got me. She asked if I ever wrote about the interns.

Smart girl! Nobody else has asked me that but it is such an obvious question.

She was on my wavelength and she knew just where to insert the needles and how deep.

What made our session particularly moving was that she offered me lavender.

I said, "Yes, even though it might make some people question my orientation."

Her response? "They’ll do that anyway."

I love it! Needle me baby!

Now she’s right outside my window and I feel too sticky and ashamed to say hi, so I just stare straight ahead and ignore her.

Four more interns I know walk by, including the blonde peppy one. I can’t face them. I cower in my car until they are all gone, and then I slump in to the clinic.

Oy, the shame! The shame!

PS. The 2008 movie, The House Bunny, about a booby blonde kicked out the Playboy mansion who becomes a house mother to a failing sorority is not as smart as it sounds.

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Goy Joy Lives – I’m Meditating Live On My Cam To Abstract Sanskrit Chants

From my live cam:

guest7:  You now have two traditions where wisdom is associated with a beard: Hinduism and Judaism. Now if you embrace Islam, you’ll be on your way to embracing beard-loving religions.
guest7:  What’s your next beard-loving tradition to embrace?
RussianDragon:  how is the goy joy going?
HostOfHosts:  Clearly, I have stumbled onto a site that is not Jewish in its outlook.
HostOfHosts:  Luke has found a faith that works for him and it is not Judaism.
guest7:  Maybe, he’ll be homeless; they have beards!
HostOfHosts:  So why begrudge him his happiness?
HostOfHosts:  Let him smile!  Let him chant prayers to his Hindu deity.
guest7:  He should be happy. I just wanna know whiich beard-loving religion is next on the agenda
guest7:  Dr. Rabbi Luke is the path setter. We all follow him.
HostOfHosts:  I think this one could carry Luke forward for at least as long as Judaism ensnared him.
HostOfHosts:  Was that the sequence? You get kicked out of the last orthodox shul in walking distance of your home that would have you, and now this?

Jeff emails:

  1. You aren’t the only one who lives in a basement: http://gawker.com/5145553/rahm-emanuels-illegal-dc-basement-rental?skyline=true&s=x
  2. Its not Hindus who grow beards, it’s the Sikhs. And they are monotheists, have great music (Bhangra) and the best looking women in the world are Punjabi (see slumdog millionaire)
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Rabbi Emmanuel Rackman Is Still Ahead Of The Times

Thirty five years ago, the presidency of Yeshiva University almost went to intellectual Emmanuel Rackman. In a few years, it will likely go to administrator Steven Weil.

Rabbi Jack Riemer writes in The Jewish Week:

Rabbi Rackman is still ahead of the times, and unfortunately, more ahead of it all the time. Who would have believed that, so many years after he wrote, there are still yeshiva students who question whether a secular education is permitted and necessary? Who would have believed that, so many years after he wrote, that there are still zealots who believe that what should be done with the West Bank is a matter for halachah to decide and not a matter for statecraft to determine? Who would have believed that, so many years after he wrote, that there are scholars who are content to lock themselves up within the four cubits of the Law and feel no need to articulate what the Torah has to say about the moral issues that face the world in our time?  If the time ever comes when the right wing is more open, the writing of Rabbi Emanuel Rackman will become a valuable resource and guide. Rabbi Rackman leaves behind some unfinished battles. His efforts to help agunot– women who are unable to obtain a Jewish divorce because of the greed or cruelty of their husbands—have so far been rejected by most of the halachic authorities within Orthodoxy. Indeed, they maligned him for trying to redress an embarrassing situation.
I am willing to bet that eventually the demands of justice will prevail, and, when they do, Rabbi Rackman’s efforts will be remembered with gratitude.
 
This is a book non Orthodox Jews should study carefully-for they can learn from it how to argue one’s case respectfully and thoughtfully, without maligning one’s opponent. Liberal Jews sometimes speak of Orthodoxy with as much distortion and as much disrespect as they accuse Orthodox Jews of speaking of them, and therefore, this is a valuable book for all Jews.
It is too bad that such an erudite and courageous teacher had to be a lonely voice within Orthodoxy in his last years. One can only hope that this collection of his writings will bring him more students who will understand that Torah and secular knowledge, observance and ethics, wisdom and compassion should never be either-ors, but should always be combined in one integrated, sane and sacred Jewish way of life.
 
Rabbi Jack Riemer is a frequent reviewer and co-editor of So That Your Values Live ON: A Treasury of Jewish Ethical wills, and is the editor of The World of the High Holy Days.

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My Personalities Have Changed — All Seven Of Them

My kundalini has changed too. It is flowing in unexpected but exciting directions — none of them illegal!

I’m happy these days.

Hari Har! Hari Har!

I attribute my change in temperament to yoga and Alexander Technique.

I met up with a mate of mine from my Cooranbong childhood three months ago. He said there was something very different about me.

It’s not just my posture and it’s not just my smile and it’s not just the curve of my hips.

Because of Alexander Technique, I inhibit more these days. This gives me more options. I see people around me and I often feel that those who don’t practice the Technique are likely to react in predictable ways. I see their posture and I feel their moods and I sense what they’re going to say before they say it.

Because of the Technique and yoga, my breathing is deeper. I practically only breathe once a minute these days — 20 seconds for the inhale, 20 seconds for the exhale, and 20 seconds to wait until I feel like taking another breath.

I feel like I am not as cynical and predictable and compulsive. I don’t feel as deeply the need to disparage people or to grope them (depending on where I am in my bipolar cycle).

I now sense when other people are being inappropriate. It’s no longer just me most of the time.

Yes, even a rude crude bloke like me can find other people abrasive.

I must’ve changed. I feel different. I’m not as flip and as cynical. I no longer find the cynical pose as amusing as I once did.

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How Do You Change Your IP Address?

guest4: Luke are you there?  It’s…  *waves*  Do you know how to change an IP?
guest4: I’ve unplugged my computer for hours and still the same freaking IP.  I’m asking everyone and posting on tech forums but nothing yet that’s possible for a non-tech person like me.
guest4: A certain ass posted my IP on my own blog and it was there for hours until I could log in and delete and ban him.

After what Mike South did to me, I finally got the IP to change with no help from Comcast either.   Now I’m also looking into anonymous browsing proxies but in a browser and not just with a single search.  I’ve downloaded a few and tested them out and they’re either utterly confusing or they’re really slow to the point dial-up must be faster.   I’m also going to go to Best Buy and see if I can buy something.  Do you have anonymous browsing or a proxy?

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Why Are The Africans So Thrilled That Obama Was Elected President?

President Bush did more for the continent than any other president in history. The election of Barack Obama won’t make Africans’ lives any easier. It won’t change anything significant for them.

I think they have their priorities wrong.

If a Jew was elected president of the United States, most Jews rooted in Judaism would not be celebrating.

Japanese-Americans seem to be doing just fine (second highest income of any ethnic group in America behind the Jews) without Japanese-American politicians to lead the way.

I wonder what V.S. Naipaul believes about the election of Barack Obama?

The joy in Africa over Obama reminds me of the bumper stickers on the beat-up car I drove behind today: "My child won the Monthly Attendance Award at Martin Luther King Elementary School."

Yippee!

Dennis Prager reports from the dark continent:

The election of a man of black African heritage as president of a predominantly white nation, and one that also happens to be the most powerful nation in the world, is taken by blacks the world over to mean that their centuries of suffering under the racist yoke of implied inferiority are coming to an end.

This is especially felt in Africa itself because Africa is largely benighted. Though many African countries have now been independent for nearly half a century, Africa remains particularly poor, particularly corrupt, and particularly violent. Africans, of course, know this, and while Barack Obama’s election will probably do nothing to end African poverty, corruption, or violence, it does seem to mark the end of the era of belief in black inferiority. Continued…

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Guru Singh On Facebook

Here’s his website and here is his Facebook.

I didn’t realize the Guru could even turn on a computer.

A friend calls: "My friend used to go see Guru Singh," he says, "and he’s now facing ten counts of contempt of court."

I’ll keep that in mind.

Friend: "Did you know that as yesterday was your father’s 80th birthday, for more than half of his life he’s been cursed by the greatest disease to befall mankind — Luke Ford."

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Absolute Civet Comes From A Dark Place

According to Rabbi Eidlitz’s book, "Is It Kosher?", Absolute Civet is secreted from a receptacle between the anus and the genitals of cats.

Sounds yummy to me.

I wonder how this miraculous flavoring material was discovered?

According to this Oregon State website: Flavoring derived from the unctuous secretion from the receptacles between the anus and genitalia of both male and female civet cats. Semisolid, yellowish to brown, with an unpleasant, acrid, bitter taste. Used in raspberry, butter, caramel, grape, and rum flavorings for beverages, ice cream, ices, candy, baked goods, gelatin desserts, and chewing gum. A fixative in perfumery. No known toxicity.

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Don’t Stop Bumbling, Barack

From his nomination of three tax cheats to leadership roles in his administration (two have withdrawn), to the pork barrel stimulus package, President Obama is going from one bumble to another. He looks more and more like the Second Coming of Bill Clinton or Jimmy Carter.

The bloom is off the Obama rose. Who can now think of him as anything but another deceptive shifty politician.

Public support for Obama’s stimulus package is crashing. The public prefers tax cuts to increased spending. The more the public finds out about the stimulus bill, the more they hate it.

I can’t wait till Dennis Prager comes home and I can resume copying down his thoughts.

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Rabbi Michael Broyde On Rabbi Haskel Lookstein’s Appearance In A Church For The President’s Inauguration

Rabbi Michael Broyde writes:

Thus a Jew may join the government service and wear gentile clothes every day — day in and day out for decades violating a Torah prohibition! — so that when the day comes that he can save God’s chosen people, he is in the right place at the right time and wearing the right clothes. That is mutar. Shulchan Aruch YD 178:2 quotes this halacha directly, as well and as far as I know, no one significant argues with this formulation. (Taz and Levush do limit it to sins that are not explicit in the Torah (to exclude, for example, eating treif) but going into a church fits into the former category as well.)

That rationale, I am sure, explains why many a Chief Rabbi has attended events in churches (which is what Westminster Abbey is) and why Rav Shear Yashuv Cohen was sent to the funeral of the Pope (which is a Catholic mass). History is full of such cases.

As Rabbi Lookstein notes, I was once approached by the Israeli Government to do something that it thought was very important to do that involved going into a church during worship. When I was first approached, I said to the person who approached me "this cannot be so important, and I think it is a big sin. If it is really that important, have a member of the Israeli Cabinet call me and talk to me". A day and a half later, I am speaking to a religious Israeli cabinet member about why this is really important. When he finished speaking, he told me that he would go with me to the Tzitz Eliezer [zt"l] who was very old already. I took him up on that offer, and the Tzitz Eliezer listened to the minister, listened to me speak for a few minutes on why I thought this was assur, and then he told me very directly and clearly that I should do what the government asked me to do. (The story has an ironic conclusion, but it is not for now.)

Joel Rich writes: "Who did R’HL speak to about the issue (I don’t mean that he had to ask a shailah but rather given the murkiness of the issue, which guides by the side did he bounce the issue off of?)"

David Gold writes: "This is the kind of torah discussion that we ought to have. I heard Rabbi Broyde lecture once a few years ago in the Young Israel of Woodmere, and I found him to be extremely impressive as a speaker. Someone in the Young Israel there told me that his reputation as the most learned guy around was well know when he was 16 and giving shiur there."

Anon posts: One critical question that has not been answered is who at the RCA made the decision to issue the statement against Rabbi Lookstein. I doubt that it was Rabbi Herring alone but I also doubt that there were more than a few people involved. This is important because, aside from this case, there seems to be a small group of people at the RCA who have been making very strange decisions lately that are certainly at odds with the views of most of the Modern Orthodox Rabbinate. For example, the rumor is that the RCA is trying to reverse its longstanding position in favor of declaring brain death as death. Perhaps even more disconcerting is the decision to put on their Vaad Haposkim a Rabbi who famously publicly humiliated the Rav ztl and who publicly and privately tells people that they can ignore the parts of Choshen Mishpat that address one’s ethical obligations towards the government and gentiles. (I know for a fact that the RCA leadership is aware of this Rabbi’s views). The RCA went to great lengths to cover up for that Rabbi when he famously publicly made very radical statements about ethics when he came to Teaneck/Bergenfield for Shabbos. Who is making these very strange decisions on behalf of the RCA?

Who in the RCA concluded that Rabbi Lookstein is not a "choshuve Rav" while this other Chareidi Rabbi [David Cohen] who tells people that they can ignore many of the ethical halachos in Choshen Mishpat and who publicly humiliated the Rav is a "Choshuve Rav". Is it because the Rabbi who is member of the Vaad Haposkim is chareidi, has a long beard and a long coat? Is that what has become of the RCA? If so, count me out.

I could tell you that many YU Roshei Yeshiva consider this Rabbi to be the furthest thing from a "chosheve Rav" in light of his very dangerous views on business ethics. If we tolerate Rabbis such as him then we have no right to act shocked when frum criminals are arrested and we are a bunch of hypocrites for condemning Christian leaders such as Rev Wright. Those who belive that Yahadus requires compliance with the halachos in CM that relate to dina dmalchusa dina and gezel akum should make it very clear that "Rabbis" who want to do away with such halahcos have no place in the frum community and certainly have no place in the RCA/YU community. The fact that the RCA leadership feels differently is scandalous.

Prof Kaplan, there is no doubt that R. Cohen is a noted talmid chocom which makes it all the more imperative that the RCA not associate with him so as not to give any credence to his radical views on ethics and gentiles. If the RCA is willing to speak out against RHL on this matter, how could they not speak out against RDC’s publicly stated positions which are much more radical and are against everything that Modern/Centrist Orthodoxy stands for, particularly when RDC has a much more prominent halachik decision making role in the RCA. I know that you agree with me but the RCA’s position on this just so shocking that it makes one wonder about the values of the leadership of the organization.

While the famous story with the Rav is less important, it is pretty amazing that the Vaad Halacha that was once synonymous with the Rav now has as a member of its Vaad Haposkim a person who publicly attacked the Rav and who, based on an a tape that is available on the internet, seems to have no regret for his actions. It seems like the RCA leadership is willing to go quite far to sell its soul to the chareidi world and its treatment of RHL and RDC only serves to illustrate the point. That is why so many YU musmachim and graduates feel so alienated by today’s RCA.

LAWRENCE KAPLAN WRITES: I am not clear as to why anon is afraid to mention the name of Rabbi David Cohen. His interruption of the Rav during the latter’s hesped for his uncle, Rav Velvele, is very well known, as are his controversial (and, in my view, completely unacceptable) views regarding business ethics viv-a-vis non-Jews. BTW, while I firmly believe that for the above mentioned reasons he should not be a member of the RCA’s Vaad ha-Poskim, he is an outstanding talmid hakham. I have fond memories of learning Masechtot Arakhin and Megillah with him at Camp Munk.

I do not expect the RCA to publicly explain why they felt compelled to publicly criticize RHL. But members of the RCA privately ought communicate their views to the RCA leadership and demand some answers and explanations. In my view, it has become clearer and clearer that whether or not one agrees or disagrees with RHL’a decision — and the discussion between Rabbis Aumana and Broyde regarding this issue is exceptionally impressive -the public rebuke of RHL on the part of the RCA reflected exceptionally poor judgment.

RACHEL WEISS POSTS: I did not understand the criticism of Rabbi Broyde’s basic claim of halacha. Hatzlat Yisrael, he says, permits according to the Shulchan Aruch the regular violation of issurai torah (bechokotayhem). The reason this is so according to the Bet Yosef is that hatzlat yisrael is such an important issue that it permits the violation of all issurai torah regularly, just so that at the right time and the right place, one can be in place (Rabbi Broyde’s formulation). Entering a church is not an explicit issur torah (as many have noted) and the consensus halacha does not treat it as a yehareg ve’al yaavor, as even Rabbi Auman notes, the Rashba, Ritva and Gra notwithstanding Thus, hatzalat yisrael permits entering a church according to both the bet yosef and the drisha. This seems pretty simple and obvious if one follows the logic.
[Rabbi Broyde also seems clear that he has no idea if Rabbi Lookstein is actually in such a situation. Read his last paragraph and he makes that clear.] I thought that this post was very impressive and I look forward to meeting him this Shabbat in the Heights. My home town rabbi once said that Rabbi Broyde is a "world class" posek and "even the charedi world knows that".

FORMER YU POSTS: With regard to the Chief Rabbis of the UK:

It is significant to point out that Rabbi Jakobivitz famously refused to enter westminster abbey and sent the queen a very nice letter reminding her that she as head of the Church of england she was prohibited from attending prayer services of other religions as well.

Rabbi genacks letter declining President Obama’s invitation is also very respectful and well-written.

On a side point the President was I’m sure fully aware of the Orthodox community’s support of Israel and did not need rabbi lokstein to remind him of his words in Sderot. It is difficult to see this as "hatzalat yisrael". There are strong supporters of Israel in the cabinet and as can be seen from the letter other rabbis like rabbi genak are connected in Democratic circles and in case of need will not be turned away at the white house. This isnt 1944.

ZEV POSTS: The whole email exchange proves nothing other than halacha shmalacha, you do what you want. Indeed, I find it rather odd to find a rabbi named Kenny arguing with another named Michael over the niceties of halacha. Each of them know full well that many or all of their activities are considered "treif" by great portions of frum Jews, so to debate what is right or wrong is riddiculous. The same way they are confident in themselves, despite halachic challenges from the right, so too R. Lookstein should be confident in his way.
You dont need books and citations for this. You can find citations for anything in the world, including the fact that it’s ossur to have a blog and its ossur to go on the internet. You basically go by what you feel is right, and justify it afterwards if necessary.

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