Divorce Statistics

On his radio show today, Dennis Prager said: “Conservatives read divorce statistics as an immediate indictment of the morality of a society. I see it more as tragedy than as evil. I don’t have this image that people just divorce at the drop of a hat. Maybe they exist. I never met them. Everybody I know who divorced divorced after hell, after years of therapy, of trying and hell, including me.”

Dennis Prager is on his third marriage. He has always had liberal views on divorce, even before he married for the first time.

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A Happy Country

Dennis Prager said on his radio show yesterday: “It is so good for you to see the many ways to lead a life. It’s good to be challenged. Do they do this better there? Are there billboards different? We don’t have as many AIDS billboards here as they do in Africa for good reason. Do people smile?

“You could stick me in a place and not tell me where it is and I could tell you in an hour whether or not it is a happy country. I watch people’s faces. It has nothing to do with the affluence level… The reason people are depressed in Zimbabwe is not just because of poverty but because of the lack of opportunity. Hope, not status, is what gives people happiness.”

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How Am I A Moral Leader?

From my live cam chat:

guest16: how are you a moral leader ?
guest16: well
guest16: hello
Beth: Give him a minute…
Beth: Luke, if I beg for your attention will you blog about me? I thrive on negative attention.
guest16: beth does he speak
Beth: No, it’s all text-based. We get to listen to Prager. He says what Luke would say, minus the sweet accent.
Beth: she says, as if she were the expert on Luke Ford.
YourMoralLeader: hmm
guest16: why r u a moral leader
guest16: i need to know
YourMoralLeader: The lady of the lake gave me Excalibur
YourMoralLeader: signifying by divine right I am to be your king
Beth: lol
Beth: no seriously that wasn’t just netspeak, I actually lol’d.
guest16: r u there or r u high i need to know
guest16: please answer

ChaimAmalek: Luke, how can I become a mashgiach and have my own hechsur for Kashrut?
ChaimAmalek: I wish I could employ Mexicans
ChaimAmalek: An American without his own Mexican is like someone who works as a door greeter at WalMart
ChaimAmalek: LUKE! I GOT IT! Sure fire way for us to make money!
ChaimAmalek: We offer hechsuring services under the symbol of a golden calf. Why a calf, you ask? Because the name of our venture will be ChaimAmalekLukeFord = CALF
ChaimAmalek: C.A.L.F. = $$$$$$

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Dennis Prager’s Soviet Weight Loss Regime

After his tenure at Leeds, Dennis visited a friend on a kibbutz in Israel.
He was introduced to a wealthy man who sponsored brief trips by young
non-Israeli Jews to the Soviet Union to smuggle in Jewish religious items
like prayer shawls, and smuggle out information about Russian Jews. It
was 1969, two years after the USSR had broken off relations with Israel.
Life was tough for Jews in the communist state.

"Seeing the world is usually a highly beneficial experience in killing
some naivete," said Prager on his radio show Dec. 1, 2009. "I
specialized in my studies in communist countries. I’ve been to many. That
shaped me more than almost anything in my life, seeing life under communism.
Reading about it is very important but experiencing it… When I had to
meet dissidents in the Soviet Union, they would tell me at which tree
in which park to meet them, to then continue walking. They would walk
behind me, catch up, and we will only talk while walking, because if we
stop to talk, it will be clear that they are talking to a Westerner. And
any other kind of conversation could be recorded, so we never met indoors.
I lost 14 pounds in four weeks in the Soviet Union. Biggest chunk of change
I ever lost. Because of that. I never sat."

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Montefiore Hospital Whistleblower Advised To Hire A Bodyguard

New York mashgiach Robert Frank calls me Thursday evening. “Some of the workers said I should hire a bodyguard. People here are going to kill you if we get fired and they close the place down. Not direct threats. One worker told me, if we all get fired, we are all going to come get you.

“You can see by my latest write-up that they are worried that I am telling their secrets. The Orthodox Union doesn’t want to assist me in any way. Writing up disciplinary notices for the mashgiachs who are working for them is OK with the OU as long as the OU gets their pay checks.

“Now I am not allowed to tell anybody that it is kosher or not kosher. I have to refer them to a non-Jewish manager about the kosher status.”

There’s a woman in the background yelling our entire conversation. She says, “They’re setting you up!”

Robert: “I don’t want to lie. I’m not responsible. Go talk to a manager. I don’t want to take responsibility for this place. I feel it’s out of control. Meat and dairy get mixed. I saw them cooking chametz on Pesach.”

According to Eliyahu Kitov: “Chametz is any flour of the five species of grain, which is mixed with water and allowed to ferment before being baked, comes under the definition of chametz according to the Torah. The five species of grain are wheat, spelt, oats, barley, and rye.”

Robert Frank emails me this afternoon: “MR FORD, ENCLOSED IS A LETTER THAT I WROTE TO MY LAWYER AND A COPY OF MY NEW WRITE UP, AND THE HOSPITAL RELEASE NOTE AND A PHOTO OF THE SKIDS NOT PUT AWAY THAT I TOOK BEFORE I LEFT WORK TODAY.”

Robert Frank emails his lawyer:

DEAR MR KUTNER, TODAY ON 12-02-02 I WAS ISSUED A NEW WRITE-UP , BY RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKY , THE CHARGES WERE AS FOLLOWS , IT IS ALLEGED THAT I TOLD A HOSPITAL VISITOR THAT THE HOSPITAL IS NOT KOSHER , BUT THIS WHAT TOOK PLACE WAS, WHEN THE HUSBAND OF A PATIENT ASKED ME IF THE HOSPITAL WAS 100% KOSHER, SINCE I HAD PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE WITNESSED NON KOSHER FOOD BEING BEING COOKED AND SERVED TO PATIENTS AND HOSPITAL PATRONS, I DID NOT WANT TO LIE TO HIM. SO I TOLD HIM THAT THE KITCHEN HAS A LOT OF KOSHER PROBLEMS, AND I ADVISED HIM TO REQUEST A MEAL MART KOSHER TV DINNER DIET FOR HIS WIFE, I THEN WENT INTO THE DIET OFFICE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE PATIENT HAD A REGULAR DIET AND CAN HAVE THE MEAL.
I THEN HEATED UP 2 MEALS ONE FOR THE PATIENT AND ONE FOR HER HUSBAND.
ACCORDING TO JEWISH LAW A PERSON IS FORBIDDEN TO DECEIVE ANOTHER PERSON.
AND SINCE I HAVE PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE OF KOSHER FOOD VIOLATIONS I CAN NOT DECEIVE ANYONE.
THE SECOND CHARGE ON ON THE WRITE UP, ALLEGED THAT I MADE A DISTURBANCE, IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM,
ON 11-16-09 I WAS ISSUED ANOTHER DISCIPLINE WRITE-UP BY RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKY AFTER ISSUED ME THE WRITE-UP I STARTED TO GET VERY SICK, I ASKED RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKY
FOR A NOTE TO RELEASE ME FROM DUTY SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT.
RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKY REFUSED SO I ASKED ANOTHER MANAGER FOR A NOTE AND SHE ISSUED IT TO ME.
WHEN I WENT DOWN TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, THERE WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE WAITING FOR TREATMENT.
I FELT VERY SICK AND ASKED FOR IMMEDIATE TREATMENT I WAS TOLD THAT I MUST WAIT MY TURN, I THEN STARTED TO ASK THEM TO GIVE ME A RELEASE NOTE SO I COULD GO TO MY OWN PRIVATE DOCTOR FOR IMMEDIATE MEDICAL TREATMENT THEY REFUSED THAT ALSO , THATS WHAT THE DISTURBANCE WAS ABOUT I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO WAIT 3 HOURS TO BE SEE A DOCTOR, AND THEN I WAS ISSUED A RELEASE NOTE.
I DID NOT MAKE A LOUD DISTURBANCE, BUT I WAS FEELING SICK AND WANTED IMMEDIATE TREATMENT WHICH WAS REFUSED TO ME.
I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT TO YOU WHAT TOOK PLACE THIS MORNING IN THE HOSPITAL.
RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKY REFUSED TO COMPLY WITH RABBI DOV SCHREIER OF THE ORTHODOX UNION NEW REGULATIONS AS STATED BELOW CONCERNING CHECKING OF NEW DELIVERIES IN THE HOSPITAL KITCHEN WHICH WERE PUT IN PLACE ON 12-1-09 .
THIS MORNING AT 6:10 AM I WAS GIVEN A HELPER TO CHECK THE DELIVERIES THE ENTIRE FOOD SKID WAS NOT BROKEN DOWN IN FRONT OF ME PIECE BY PIECE AS I REQUESTED FROM RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKY , I WAS TOLD THAT I WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CHECK THE FOOD SKIDS PIECE BY PIECE SO I COULD BE SURE THERE WAS NO NON KOSHER FOOD ON THE SKIDS , I COULD NOT PROPERLY CHECK FOR NON KOSHER FOOD , SO I AM NOT SURE IF AN NON KOSHER FOOD CAME IN, ALL I COULD DO WAS TO CHECK ANY UNMARKED BOXES TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WAS KOSHER, BUT IF THERE WAS ANY NON KOSHER FOOD ON THE BOTTOM OR THE SKID I WOULD HAVE NO WAY TO KNOW.
ANOTHER INCIDENT TOOK PLACE AT 7:50AM , I WAS ASKED BY ONE OF THE COOKS TO PUT DAIRY STICKERS ON NEW PANS, WHEN I ASKED HIM WHERE THE PANS ARE, HE REPLIED, TO GO ASK RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKY , WHEN I WENT TO RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVSKYS OFFICE TO INQUIRE WHERE THE PANS ARE , HE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE.
WHEN I TOLD THE COOK WHO ASKED WHO ASKED ME FOR THE STICKERS THAT I COULD NOT FIND THE PANS, HE THREATENED TO COOK THE DAIRY ITEMS THAT HE HAD TO COOK IN MEAT PANS.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO REPORT YOU THAT I HAVE RECEIVED THREATS OF BODILY HARM AND DEATH THREATS FROM A FEW EMPLOYEES TELLING ME THAT BAD THINGS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME IF I DID NOT STOP CAUSING RABBI BARRY KWIATKOVAKY TROUBLE, BY REPORTING THE KOSHER VIOLATIONS.

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Is The Purpose Of Religion To Aggrandize Yourself Or To Serve God?

That’s the question I think about when I look at Jewish Los Angeles.

When the Orthodox Union puts its hashgacha (kosher certification) on toilet bowl cleanser and water, is that just for making money or is there a divine reason for it? If there is a divine reason for it, if this is rooted in Torah text, then where is this text?

Is the RCC elevating Los Angeles Jewry? Are they elevating its level of kashrut (the Jewish dietary laws) observance? Are they establishing a unified front to deal with difficult issues? The RCC gets things done. They’re superbly organized. They put together an eruv for Los Angeles. There’s one rabbinic body to solve disputes.

Is the power behind the RCC, Gershon Bess, developing a religious elite? Is he gathering and elevating religiously serious Jews? Is he organizing them by bringing them under his guidance? Instead of religious Jews heading off in all sorts of different directions, is he making them more powerful by concentrating them under the RCC‘s directives?

When rabbis speak from the pulpit about matters in which they have little knowledge (global warming, illegal immigration, most political issues), is this because the Torah compels them or are they just foolish or are they self-aggrandizing? It feels to me most of the time in these situations that it is self-aggrandizing. The rabbi loves the sound of his own voice even though he has no wisdom to impart from the Jewish tradition on these issues (much of the time, the Torah is silent about global warming, for instance).

Starting around the late 1980s, the Rabbinical Council of California built up great power in Jewish Los Angeles. It strove to become the only Beit Din (Jewish law court) on the West Coast. Did they do this to serve God or to build up a personal fiefdom?

When a rabbi only answers halakhic questions if you will join his shul and join his cause (that’s the impression many have of RCC power Gershon Bess), is that for the glory of God or is it for personal aggrandizement?

When the RCC shoved out Rabbi Yehuda Bukspan’s certification of Noah’s Bagels because it wanted the business, was this to glorify God? How could it if none of the ingredients and none of the practices changed at Noah’s Bagels under RCC supervision?

When the RCC (through its supporters) tells businesses such as Noah’s Bagels that they will do vastly more business under RCC supervision and this does not happen so the chain decides to go trafe (non-kosher), does this glorify God?

When Rabbi Bukspan is pushed out of kashrut certification of Coffee Bean for the more right-wing Rabbi Lisbon and Rabbi Benzakken, is this for the glory of God?

When kosher certification became a big business and a center of power and prestige, was this to morally sensitize Jews and humanity to eating or was it just a power grab?

Does the Orthodox Union and the other kosher-certifying agencies give a damn about the laws the kosher or is it just an opportunity to make money and increase power and prestige?

When one’s religion becomes chiefly about pushing others to observe needless stringencies such as cholov Yisrael (only using milk supervised by a mashgiach), is that about aggrandizing yourself or about glorifying God?

The trend in Orthodox Jewish life over the past 30 years is increasing stringencies in matters not mandated by Torah, but what rather seem to attempts at aggrandizing oneself, to make oneself look super-religious.

Meanwhile, the left-wing Modern Orthodox seem to be mainly about saving the environment, embracing gays and ordaining women and giving them increasingly equal ritual participation. Is this what the Torah wants or is this what modern sensibilities want?

When you call others “shaygetz” (non-Jewish male) for chewing Wrigley’s spearmint gum, is that glorifying God? Wrigleys does not have hashgacha. Does it need it? The gum that is chewed and spat out, do all its ingredients have to be kosher to the same degree as food that is ingested? I do not think the Torah requires this. Chiclets is like a candy and it contains ingredients that are swallowed and are not kosher.

If you let rabbis know that unless they support the RCC and the chareidi line, their children will have a very tough time getting married, is that glorifying God? If you let teachers know that if they deviate from the RCC line, they’ll have a tough time getting jobs, is that glorifying God?

When I look at the Jewish world, it seems like the powerful frequently know the least Torah (Steven Weil, Avrohom Union, Gershon Bess, Norman Lamm, Yonah Metzger, Richard Joel, Avi Weiss) while those on the sidelines know the most (David Rue, Yehuda Bukspan, Emanuel Rackman, Abner Weiss). I am not arguing that the greatest Torah scholars should rule above able administrators such as Norman Lamm, Steven Weil, Avrohom Union, Richard Joel, etc. I don’t know.

Maybe activists such as Avi Weiss should be front and center?

I found it curious that when Beth Jacob of Beverly Hills said they wanted a new chief rabbi, they made it clear they were not looking for a Torah scholar.

I thought Torah scholarship was the greatest prize in Jewish life?

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Luke Ford: Style Setter to the Stars

Bob emails: Once, when he was a fresh-faced twink, Luke was described by the Weekly Standard as an “Acid Washed Brad Pitt” and now it is Pitt who looks like an “Acid Washed Luke Ford.” It looks like Luke has started a new Hollywood trend albeit an unsavory one.

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The Prophet Mohammed

Why do non-Muslims keep saying, “The prophet Mohammed”?

It’s so patronizing. We don’t do that for other religions. Do we say the prophet Joseph Smith? Or the prophet L. Ron Hubbard? Or the prophet Ellen G. White?

Dennis Prager made this point on his radio show today. “Does Friedman write the Christ Jesus? Or the prophet Moses? Of course not. It’s so politically correct.”

Tom Friedman recently wrote about why are moderate Muslims not protesting massacres such as the one at Fort Hood.

Where is the good being done in the name of Islam?

You keep telling us what Islam isn’t. Please tell us what it is. Why do a million Muslims pour into the streets to protest cartoons of Mohammed but not one will go into the streets to protest mass murder in the name of God?

Dennis: If we are going to say that our religion is a force for good, we need to provide examples.

To say that most Muslims are not terrorists is not exactly a moral achievement.

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The Most Beautiful Law Office In America — Randall Caudall Has The Babes

Gees, Louise, look at this formidable law firm in San Francisco:

That is the smile of a happy man. Good on ya, mate.

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Dennis Prager’s Nightmare

On his radio show Monday, Dennis Prager said: “I have a nightmare for this country — anything that physically harmed this president. It is my nightmare. I can not think of a single worse thing, short of a nuclear terrorist attack, but even that openly damages this country. The physical harming of this president would be perhaps worse. For the Secret Service to flub it on who gets to come into a dinner with the president, that’s big. I have been to the White House on three occasions. Your name is on the list. You show ID. You give in advance a whole host of information. You are vetted well in advance. If you are not on the list, that ends the issue. What if they wanted to hurt the president? They were checked for weapons? So what.”

“The issue of people sneaking into the White House is big.”

“If they had wanted to hurt the president, they could have.”

“What this would mean to the black-American population if this president were hurt.”

What? Are blacks children? Nobody talked about what it would mean to the white population if George Bush were hurt.

DP: “This couple needs to be prosecuted. I don’t get it if they’re not. If I walked into your house, I’d be prosecuted.”

“This thirst for fame betokens a deep sense of emptiness in a person [to want to be on TV, to be famous to be famous, not for anything]. I have no real significance so my significance will derive from being on TV. It’s being on television. Seventeen books written about the person would not matter.

“It is related to the secularism of the age. People who are religious have an inherent sense of worth. All things being equal, they have a greater sense of personal worth than secular people.”

“I wonder if this couple [who crashed the White House] are religious. I’d be surprised if they were actively religious.”

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