May Israel Defend Itself?

As I walked around today in my yarmulke and tzitzit out, I knew that I’d get challenges about Israel killing ten people on that aid flotilla to Gaza.

Non-Jews in my life were gentle but this was on their minds and I represent Israel to them.

So many Jews tell me that wearing a beard is not important. Not required by Jewish law (that’s true, but it is certainly the preferred state for Jewish men). Go clean-shaven and fit in, modern Jews tell me. Well, the goyim certainly understand what is an intensely Jewish appearance and they respond accordingly. In America, non-Jews have more respect for Jewish Jews than goyish Jews and they feel more comfortable with us when we are authentic to our traditions, including wearing a beard, than when we try to blend in.

When I had a beard and belonged to a Modern Orthodox shul, the non-Jewish Mexican cleaning lady asked a friend of mine at shul why the rabbi (me!) didn’t go up front to preach. Our rabbis (and 99% of the male congregation) were clean-shaven.

The goyim can’t wait to tell me that Israel screwed up big time. Ehud Barak, Israel’s Defense Minister, should resign over this botched operation. It was a stupid decision to drop lightly armed soldiers on a ship filled with 800 Muslim lynchers.

From DennisPrager.com: Prager H1: Israel stopped a flotilla of ships headed for Gaza. Commandos repelled onto the ships and were attacked by “peace activists” with knives, steel bars and, then, guns. The commandos open fired to defend themselves. Now “world opinion” is outraged against Israel. But what is Israel supposed to do, especially when the obvious motive of breaking the blockade is to rearm Hamas? Dennis talks to Michael Friedson, founder of The MediaLine, a Mideast News Agency based in Israel, about the flotilla crisis.

Prager H2: Dennis talks to Yossi Klein Halevi, contributing editor to the New Republic and Senior Fellow at the Shalem Center in Jerusalem, about the Gaza Flotilla crisis… The UN Security Council rushes to condemn Israel… Nothing demonstrates how morally upside down the world is than in the way the UN member states castigates Israel for defending itself…

Prager H3: The government of Turkey, a member of NATO and once a good friend of Israel, sponsored this Gaza flotilla. The movement of Turkey toward Iran and away from the West over the last five years is very disturbing… Dennis talks to Dore Gold, former Israel Ambassador to the UN and now President of the Jerusalem for Public Affairs about Turkey’s involvement in this latest crisis…

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The Yeshiva Of Hard Knocks

A guest post:

I knew a boy named Luke Ford. I had the misfortune of being close to him.

My name is Amber*. Because I’m nice, I was always seated next to Luke Ford at Jewish journalism events. People thought I could control him.

Fat chance. Like trying to control the devil.

I met Luke in a Jewish journalism laboratory.

He was my lab partner. We were assigned the complete works of Thane Rosenbaum. It was disgusting but we had to do it to graduate from yeshiva. We worked for a week cutting up this fetal pig.

The whole class was sickened but Luke seemed unemotional about it. Sometimes he even enjoyed doing things we weren’t assigned, like skinning the eyelids off the little pig and digging out its eyeballs.

At the end of the week, we had to clean up. We had to pour the mess, all the parts, into the bag, and dump everything left on the tray into the beakers.

Luke took our beaker and said, ‘How much would you guys give me to drink this?’

The Orthodox blogosphere promised to paypal Luke $100.

‘Keep your money,’ said Luke. ‘I’ll drink it for free.’

And he did.

I wanted to barf.

After lab, he asked me, ‘What did you think?”

“About what?” I said.

“About me?’

‘I don’t think anything about you.’

That’s all I remember saying, but it must’ve done something to him, because for what seemed like the rest of Jewish journalism history in America, aka high school, Luke Ford wanted to break me.

But that was a long time ago. I’m a grown-up now. I have my own publication. I hire my own writers. That socialist rag can suck eggs laid on a Jewish holiday.

Yesterday seemed like just any day. I had put the sacred tablet to bed. I was at a little market near my apartment getting some vittles for dinner. ‘Did you hear what happened to Luke Ford?’ said the illegal Honduran checker who was always up on the blogosphere. ‘He died. He dived head first into the mikveh ‘ after saying the appropriate bracha — and hit his head. He’s dead. The goyisha Luke Ford is dead. They had a funeral for him at Young Israel of Century City. Porn stars. Orthodox rabbis. All paid their respects.

‘And then he was born again as Levi Ben Avraham. He has his Orthodox conversion, even Rabbi Union thinks he’s Jewish. He doesn’t get thrown out of shul anymore. If you read his blog, you’ll see he’s a different person.’

The second time I saw Luke Ford was in first period Creative Blogging class. He sat right behind me, stole my schedule when I wasn’t looking, wrote in big red pen ‘Dick Sucking 101’ and taped it to my locker.

Our teacher, Rabbi Gadol, encouraged us to bear our souls. ‘I’ll grade you accordingly.’

My last class of the day was study hall. Once again, Luke sat right behind me. On that first day, he handed me a drawing. It was an upskirt shot of me in my Yeshiva of Rambam cheerleader outfit rallying the school behind our leading Talmudic scholars in the nationwide pilpul contest.

I gave it to the rebbe and Luke got sent to the principal’s office.

For the next week, he wasn’t allowed to put on tefillin.

Ha! He never drew me again. His relationship with HaShem was ruined and I was glad!

When I knew Luke Ford, he was always dating **** whores. When I saw them together on his live cam, they were always licking each other. Gross. Just like goys!

I’d Google these ho’s to get a picture of their body of work. I wanted to know how many layers of Gehenna he was descending to through his immorality. Oy, what that fornication must’ve done to his soul. Mucho withdrawals from your moral bank account, bucko! You make Dennis Prager cry!

Anyone who read his blog knew that Luke had big matza balls. All he needed was a nice Jewish girl to sort him out. A kosher Chinese wife. Take home. With delivery. Extra rice.

When we were in study hall, Luke Ford starting sending me notes. Like, what did I think about that essay in the New York Times Book Review by Wendy Shalit? Like, did I want to hang out with him at the hovel and get some Alexander Technique?

I told him that he wasn’t certified. That I didn’t want to ruin his standing in the Alexander community. Then I added, ‘You know you’ve been a real asshole, right?’

As I meandered through the blogosphere and the MSM, Luke Ford kept confronting me. There was the lesson of Luke Ford by Mickey Kaus, 60 Minutes with Steve Kroft, a KNBC-TV report on shul shopping.

On the night before Rosh Hashanah, I was at bubbe’s house entertaining one of New York’s most prestigious writers. I thought I was safe from the Sitra Achra. I thought I was as far from Luke Ford as I could be. It was a taste of olam haba. I felt like I was developing an extra soul. Truly the Jews are God’s Chosen People. We don’t want converts.

At the moment of ultimate redemption, my writer hit me in the back of the head, it’s a Jewish ritual called Donkey Punch, and as my eyes popped out of my skull, I thought I could see blog stars and there was this man in a white robe staring at me. He looked like Daniel Day Lewis. In an Australian accent, he said, ‘In my father’s house, there are many mansions. Call me. I have good news unlimited.’

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An impromtu debate between Rabbi Shmuley and Dennis Prager as they travel through Africa

This was recorded during Thanksgiving, 2009.

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach: “Values are not just abortion and gay marriage.”

Dennis Prager: “Those are very huge.”

Shmuley: “Values are family values. Keeping families together is the main thing. I don’t see where gays come into it. I think it’s a bogeyman.”

Dennis: “Whether marriage is redefined is a bogeyman? Whether girls will be raised to marry a man or a woman?”

Shmuley: “That can not compare to the disintegration of the family in our time. That’s why Christian pastors such as Rick Warren and Joel Olsteen don’t even get involved in this issue anymore. They don’t touch it.”

Dennis: “They’re worthless. They are Deepok Chopras of Christianity. They say nothing. They are meaningless popularizers who say nothing.”

Shmuley: “I think Rick Warren does a huge amount.”

Dennis: “I think he does nothing. He is a Deepok Chopra of Christianity. He’s beach Olsteen, and I was on with Olsteen on Hannity.”

Shmuley: “I give Olsteen a lot of credit.”

Dennis: “For what?”

Shmuley: “He takes Biblical teachings and shared them with millions of people. I wish Jews would do what he does.”

Dennis: “I wish that too… I gave up on Jews spreading a mission. Jews spread environmentalism and feminism.”

Shmuley: “Gay marriage diverted us from the real values discussion.”

“Why have evangelical Christians become marginal in the United States? These two issues. People are tired of abortion and gay marriage. Joel Olsteen and Rick Warren are showing that Christianity is more than talking about gays.”

Dennis: “The Talmud says that abortion is murder for a non-Jew.”

Shmuley: “What happened to the Promise Keepers? They started talking about gay marriage. They were amazing. What happened to them?”

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Dennis Prager Endorses Carly Fiorina For U.S. Senate

She appears to be the likely winner of the Republican primary.

Here’s the radio show from this past week:

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Christians United For Israel

From a speech Dennis Prager gave April 25 in Minneapolis to CUFI:

A minute into his talk, Dennis puts on his yarmulke to say a shehecheyanu.

Dennis: “I always get choked up when I do this. I make a little prayer to God that I will not cry at CUFI event.”

“The shehecheyanu prayer is — Blessed are you God, King of the universe, who has kept us alive and brought us to this moment.”

Finishing the blessing in Hebrew, Dennis removes his yarmulke and puts it in his pocket.

“It’s a powerful prayer. Jews say it only on special occasions.

“Nothing is as powerful as Jews and Christians working together.

“It’s thousands of years late, but it’s here.”

“I was asked to speak many years ago by an Israeli group in Los Angeles. I remember taking the evening because I wanted to practice my Hebrew. They interviewed me in Hebrew. They asked me what do you consider yourself first — a Jew or an American?

“I said, I have two fathers — Abraham and George Washington. I am twice blessed.”

“This will help you understand why there is resistance in Jewish life to your magnificent outreach to the Jewish community. Jews don’t trust anybody. I do but most Jews don’t. There’s a voice in most Jews when they meet a Christian — if there were another Holocaust, would this person be a persecutor, a bystander or a rescuer?

“They don’t tell you this. They won’t tell you this. It sounds sick.

“Whenever I’m in your company, I believe I’m with rescuers.”

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Why I’m Jewish

I talk the other day to a non-Jewish pal.

Pal: “I know you’ve had serious issues being accepted in Orthodox Judaism. Is it because you’re a convert?”

Luke: “No. It’s because I’ve been obnoxious. I’m an outlaw. I used to write on the p*** industry. I’ve been flagrant in my sinning and what’s worse, in my writing about my sinning. There’s an outlaw vibe to me. I tend to marginalize myself. I tend to observe rather than to participation.”

Pal: “But you sincerely long to actualize the teachings you believe in.”

Luke: “Yes. It’s accompanied by a rebellious attitude towards authority. Every traditional community puts considerable restrictions on freedom of expression. I set off alarm bells within my traditional community.”

Pal: “My wife came from a strict evangelical upbringing. She was sent to an evangelical concentration camp as a 14-year old for having a boyfriend. She has an evangelist relative who violently raped his daughters.

“In that community, to prove you’re among the elect, you’re constantly censoring yourself and you’re constantly marketing yourself as something you’re not. Simple honesty will mark you as demonic. Just admitting to urges, to being human. Is that something you’re confronting? Just because you’re honest?”

Luke: “Yeah. In part. You can be honest about different things in evangelical Christianity and Orthodox Judaism. Judaism has much more peace about the heart and its desires, placing more premium on action rather than belief.”

Pal: “Why do you need religion? Why did you jump from one lilypad to the next? Clearly much of the tradition comes from men. Why do you choose to live under the illusion that it comes from God? Why choose it as an authoritative guide to how to live your life?”

Luke: “Because it works. It affects me profoundly when I do it, connecting me to good people. Most of the good people I know are Orthodox Jews. I like to be around them.

“In the struggle to live by the law, there’s a depth to the fight. It’s the difference between living in black and white and living in color. When I meet people who are secular, their life seems much less interesting. It has much less depth and color.

“I spoke on a panel a couple of weeks ago at Loma Linda University to a bunch of Seventh-Day Adventists. Their religion is about 160 years old. They think their religion goes back to Abraham but the way they observe their religion, their Sabbath, is not according to the Torah and to the Hebrew Bible and the rabbinic tradition. They are a new creation, essentially making up things as they go along.

“When I spoke, I felt connected to 4,000 years of Jewish tradition. It felt powerful when I confronted this new religion with its new ideas about the Sabbath and what is important in life. Four thousand years of Judaism knows more about life and what is important than do I. When I speak as an authentic representative of this tradition, I’m part of an all-star team. The goyim have nothing that compares to it.

“When I get up in the morning and go to shul and say my prayers, I connect to 3,000 years of the Jewish tradition.”

Pal: “As a writer, don’t you feel that same connection when you walk into the library and look at everything from the Iliad to Shakespeare? Can’t you connect to a tradition within a secular lifestyle?”

Luke: “There are no communities based on Shakespeare or Homer or any other literary work. They don’t create ways to live in community. People don’t gather for holiday meals and join together to study the text and to live the text.”

Pal: “That’s arguable. You could point to Karl Marx.”

Luke: “The only people who believe in Karl Marx anymore are on Western university campuses and the type of communal life they create does not compare favorably with Judaism. Countries founded on Marxism have not turned out well.”

Pal: “I had a professor who was part of this worldwide community organized around the work of psychologist Wilhelm Reich. It was organized like a religious cult in its inclusiveness and tight-knitness.”

Luke: “That type of community does not compare to the depth of the traditional Jewish community found in every major city in the world. Besides, we have our own country — Israel.

“Our Friday night Shabbat dinners with the white tablecloth and the candles and the songs and the blessings, there’s no comparison. Our rituals and prayers and texts connect us to a long history of changing the world, to a particular place, Israel, to a particular moral outlook on life, the goyim have nothing that compares.”

Pal: “You find that being disembodied into the universal through these rituals is a healing thing.”

Luke: “That’s mysticism. This is the opposite. This is not dissolving oneself into the Godhead. This is about being the best you can be in all your distinctiveness and separateness while simultaneously living in community with highly accomplished, well-educated people.

“There’s no comparison of the depth and joy and meaning in sitting down to have a Shabbat meal with friends and sitting down with friends in a completely secular context. In Judaism, your every day and every week has a rhythm.”

Pal: “Every traditional group has its rituals.”

Luke: “Sure, the Amish have rituals. Jewish rituals produce brilliant, accomplished people. About one-quarter of all Nobel prize winners are Jewish.”

Pal: “So it’s networking.”

Luke: “It’s networking around a shared history and a shared outlook on life. I don’t take naturally to rituals. I was raised a Protestant. Ritual was a dirty word. I came to Jewish ritual when I saw what it produced. I’m not into ritual for ritual’s sake.”

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May Is Jewish History Month

I haven’t met a Jew yet who gave a damn about May being Jewish History month. When you are secure in your identity, you don’t need these government proclamations to shore up your sense of self.

On the other hand, if you don’t have a strong sense of self, it doesn’t matter how many times Los Angeles celebrate Caesar Chavez day or America observes Black History month, you’re still going to be shaky until you earn your way in life.

Hardly any Japanese-Americans are politicians, yet you never hear the Japanese-American community crying about the need for role models. Japanese-Americans simply study hard and work hard and look after their families. They don’t need government handouts, proclamations and affirmative action to feel good about themselves.

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Voice Of The Powerless Blames The Jewish Lobby

Lila Shahani was profiled in the Los Angeles Times earlier this month:

A woman who started a blog after a deadly typhoon is an unlikely voice of the powerless.

Reporting from Seoul — Call her the accidental blogger, because Lila Shahani certainly never planned on becoming one of the Philippines’ most controversial Internet voices.

All she did was write a letter to her uncle last fall expressing disappointment over the government’s response to the deadly Typhoon Ondoy.

Granted, her uncle is former President Fidel V. Ramos. But supporters say the letter contained such elegant, well-reasoned arguments about what was wrong with her country that when the 42-year-old academic posted it online, people took notice.

Now, as the Philippines prepares to pick a new president Monday, Shahani has left her Manhattan home for her political and ethnic roots. She’s back in Manila, writing Notes From an Insomniac. In the post-midnight hours, she composes her thoughts about the intrigues of a nation where many live on less than a dollar a day.

“My subject of interest is the disempowered,” Shahani said. “I write what’s in my head and I don’t pander to the market, because I want to remain a social critic, nothing more.”

Lila Shahani is no fan of the Jews. She writes on her Facebook account today about the Israeli raid on a Gaza aid ship: “What an outrage.”

She inspires an avalanche of Jewish hate from her Facebook friends. Here’s a sample:

Jennifer C. Aquino responds: “The Embassies of Israel all over the world should be asked to leave the host countries. I personally do not like them in our country if they have the nerve to attack aid workers.”

Lila Shahani responds: “Huh! Tell that to the US government. At the UN, it’s the rest of the world versus Israel/the US all the time. It’s all about the Jewish lobby.”

Alfie Smith: “Sick and an outrag against humanity … then they ask why iran want to wipe them off the face of the earth. I cant say any more … unless you want to here my entire vocabulary of expletives …. Isreal today … your own front doorstep tomorrow … your choice, your Philippines!!!”

Louie Fernandez: “F*** that bullying, arrogant, Nazi Israel!”

I was curious what kind of person would make such remarks. I looked up Louie’s Facebook account and saw that he has a BS in Electrical Engineering from Marquette University and an MBA in Finance from Columbia University.

Lila Shahani writes: Hold on a minute, all: first, by no stretch of the imagination am I anti-Jewish. It is impossible to live in NY without having many friends and associates who r Jewish, and I lived there for well over a decade. I also have the highest regard for many brilliant artists, writers, thinkers, scientists, etc, etc, who happen to be Jewish and have no doubt in my mind that much of this creative power stems from the depth, substance and work ethic of Judaism itself.

But not all Jews and followers of Judaism r card-carrying Zionists, which I happen to be fairly critical of. While I condemn the Nazi “Holocaust,” I would just like to add that there were other holocausts/genocides (Armenia, Rwanda, Sudan, Serbia, etc, etc — even the treatment of the Native Americans in the US should not be above scrutiny here) all over the world as well. Sadly, no one country has a monopoly on systemic cruelty and injustice. But what the Nazis did to the Jews was the responsibility of the German SS under Hitler — not the Palestinian Arabs, sorry.

As far as the latter were concerned, there were living in the region until Theodor Herzl and co decided that the Jews had to go back to Israel en masse because of what they had experienced under Nazi Germany. While I sympathize with that sentiment, I don’t think it was right for them to have displaced the indigenous Palestinians who were living there to begin with just to make way for this new “homeland.” Do two wrongs make a right? What of people whose religion doesn’t recognize the notion of a “chosen people;” and what if they’re followers of Allah and not Jesus, in this case? Does that mean they have less rights in a larger philosophical sense?

The Jewish lobby is not a conspiracy theory: it’s a well-known reality in Washington and UN policy circles. I’m not talking about any old congregation of Jews either, most of which r quite innocuous and legitimate. I’m referring to the lobby that is very powerful in the US Senate, House and on Wall St who actively lobby lawmakers to push for policies that r specifically pro-Zionist.

Of course, not all forms of Zionism r negative, just as Hamas and the PLO have also been equally guilty of human rights violations. But the large-scale, systemic violations (please see Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, Freedom House, Council on Foreign Relations, the UN, etc, etc) have predominantly come from the israeli side on this particular issue, at least in my humble opinion. For instance, did u know that white phosphorus, which was used by the Israelis in the recent attack on Gaza, is prohibited as a weapon against civilians under international law? Look it up: it’s a pretty ghastly chemical and burns the skin for hours, all the way to the bone.

If there had been weapons on board, they should’ve found a way of neutralizing them without killing civilians. A pre-emptive defensive strike sounds too much like George W Bush, sorry, and goes against the basic principles of international law.

And, finally, there IS a Jewish lobby in the US and saying so does not mean that one is necessarily anti-Jewish (speaking only for myself here). In the same way, just because one critiques Wall St or some sectors of the Philippine government, say, it does not follow, by definition, that one is anti-US or anti-Filipino. Surely we r not advocating censorship and welcome both freedom of speech and constructive criticism here.

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Only The Non-Orthodox Hold Jewish Identity Conferences

Can you imagine Orthodox Jews holding Jewish identity conferences? It’s inconceivable. One of the great things about belonging to an authentic tradition, any authentic tradition, is that you know who you are.

That the non-Orthodox keep talking about Jewish identity shows how unmoored they are.

Where would an Orthodox Jew find the time to worry about his identity? Orthodoxy has so many more ritual and study requirements than non-Orthodox Judaism, it is a much more expensive life (paying for Jewish day schools, getting holidays off work, etc), there is no time for this existential angst. Staying busy saves you from a lot of tsures.

Now, you may argue that non-Orthodox Judaism has all the expense, ritual and study requirements of Orthodox Judaism. In theory, maybe, but in real life, there’s no comparison. Orthodox Jews overwhelmingly send their kids to Orthodox day schools while non-Orthodox Jews overwhelmingly send their kids to public schools. Orthodox Jews are far more likely to be literate in Jewish text and to sacrifice more for their religion.

From The Jerusalem Post:

But then a session with secular journalist Dov Elboim and religious Zionist Rabbi Benny Lau found the two educators with different views uniting in their complaints about the haredim. Livni then joined them on stage and issued more complaints.

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Orthodox Jews Don’t Tend To Be Friends With Non-Jews

[Heshy Fried posts: “I don’t look at non-Jews as evil. I guess I just stick with my own (although my own include people who converted to Judaism – reform, conservative and orthodox) out of comfort and Judaism being central to my existence. I look at it like any common group sticking together.”

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