Tag Archives: shuls

Where The Hell Is Levi?

I’m working on an interpretative Aboriginal dance. I’m gonna perform it in front of the five shuls that expelled me. I want to take my raw emotions and transform them into art that inspires people to follow the Torah! Blow … Continue reading

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Luke Ford Go Away!

I keep seeing this sign on shuls throughout Pico-Robertson: Chaim Amalek emails: "Luke, be a man and walk out of that temple on your own accord. I’m sure the Gay Minyan will accept you just the way you are." Khunrum … Continue reading

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Do Not Call Yourself A Journalist, Bitch!

Jim Jones emails: "Your attacks on Rabbi Weiss would be laughable if they didn’t have the potential to do so much harm to the man. Your IM conversation with "Joe" illustrates your flawed reasoning and complete lack of journalistic skills … Continue reading

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Jewish Action Magazine On The Rabbinic Model

Rabbi Gil Student writes: The latest issue of Jewish Action has a fascinating interview with seven veteran Orthodox rabbis on a variety of interesting topics. One issue discussed was the shtiebelization of Orthodoxy, i.e. the breaking up into small, relatively … Continue reading

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Raunchy Writers

I get in constant trouble from rabbis and other religious Jews for raunchy writing. I’ve been kicked out of four shuls for this sin. How come these same shuls celebrate screenwriters who write R-rated Hollywood movies filled with sex, nudity, and profanity … Continue reading

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Jewish Briefs

Joe emails: An offer was made to mediate the Biston-Weil dispute before a beit din and that fell through. It is now scheduled for trial in September. Pacific Jewish Center in Venice is looking for a part time rabbi – … Continue reading

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My Crucifixion & Resurrection

Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection!  I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading

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Things You Learn In Chat

People from shuls I attend have been coming into my chat room. They know me but I don’t know them. "Doesn’t that drive you crazy?" asked one. "I know who you are but you don’t know who I am." "That’s … Continue reading

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