I keep seeing this sign on shuls throughout Pico-Robertson:
Chaim Amalek emails: "Luke, be a man and walk out of that temple on your own accord. I’m sure the Gay Minyan will accept you just the way you are."
Khunrum emails: "As a journalist it is your right….no, obligation, to OUT, defame, and generally piss off anyone you see fit. I would email…and advise them… That said, you’ll no doubt humble yourself, like you always do, in these situations. Luke, you have no gonads."
Fred emails: "Just explain–where would we be if Woodward and Bernstein neglected to "out" the Watergate conspirators? Luke, you perform a valuable service for all mankind."
Bob emails: “I consider Luke a gadfly in the vein of Martin Luther. Luke, go forth and irritate.”