Where The Hell Is Levi?

I’m working on an interpretative Aboriginal dance.

I’m gonna perform it in front of the five shuls that expelled me.

I want to take my raw emotions and transform them into art that inspires people to follow the Torah!

Blow my didgiridoo!

In the next few days, I’m gonna to lead Monica and Helen on a rebel tour of Pico-Robertson and take these prissy white girls to some very dark places.

Yeah, I want to be the deepest darkest chapter in their Torah diary.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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