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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?
Join the fun: palestine4ever: I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma: The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek: Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever: … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged arafat, attractive women, cat stevens, condoms, converts to islam, famous converts to islam, Holly Randall, important things, Judaism, lol, lubricant, manhood, march of time, ovum, oy, queen noor, semite, sperm, Torah, uterus
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Amalek Warns About The Shiksa Menace
Chaim writes: Years ago I sought to shield you from the menace to your neshama (Jewish soul) of having all of these women with loose morals around your home and places of business. You partook of their honey pots, but … Continue reading
Posted in Chaim Amalek
Tagged abode, backsliding, doctors, flesh, Hollywood, hollywood executives, honey pots, jewish soul, Jews, Judaism, law firms, loneliness, loose morals, own eyes, shiksas, sting, suitable mate, Torah, torso, virtue
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Who Are These Weird Child-Abusing Breslaver Hasidim?
Maven writes on Failed Messiah: This group was a fringe militant group that ran afoul of the law and all common sense a few years ago when they tried to blow up the Mosque. They have no Orthodox or other … Continue reading
Posted in Abuse, Elior Chen
Tagged common sense, economic situation, great thinker, Judaism, Kabbalah, kippa, maven, messiah, militant group, mosque, nonsense, opposition, psychiatric unit, psychopaths, psychos, reputation, schizophrenics, science education, son of sam, Torah, uzi, Yeshiva
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I’m Going To Start Giving Hair Cuts & Facials In My Spare Time So I Can Have Extra Money To Buy Torah Books
I’ve been cutting my own hair for the past three months. I just gave myself a severe trim this morning. Come into my cam and give me some feedback. Perhaps I have a future in the beauty profession? A Jew … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged extra money, hair cuts, profession, spare time, three months, Torah
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Modern Orthodox Authenticity Guilt
Pico/Robertson is home to three big Modern Orthodox shuls — Young Israel of Century City (YICC), Beth Jacob (BJ) and Bnai David Judea (BDJ). An Orthodox friend calls: "Who is the number one shul in Los Angeles for technical adherence … Continue reading
Posted in Modern Orthodox
Tagged adherence, authenticity, Beth Jacob, bj, black hat, century city, davening, finger tips, guilt, hat service, jewish law, judea, lettuce, megillah, orthodox shuls, penis envy, shul, Torah, YICC, Young Israel
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