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Perfecting My Love Nest

Khunrum emails: "Do you think it had anything to do with… on the floor with her head banging into the toilet bowl?" Helpful writes: "Next time turn the hovel cam off." Khunrum emails: "Luke, next time turn  off the computer and light … Continue reading

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I’m Trying Out My Summer Bathing Suits Live On Cam!

Click here to watch and chat with the gedolim as we analyze which outfits suit me best: ChaimAmalek:  Blessed be this chat room.  Or is that too goyish a blessing? ChaimAmalek:  "May the All-Mighty keep our discourse Holy" ChaimAmalek:  I … Continue reading

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Whole Truth

Whole Foods seems to be engaged in some incredible self-congratulation. In the ultimate "green" PR stunt, the company is boasting about its use of 100% recycled paper bags. To consumers, this promotion sounds wonderful: its a futher feel-good measure by … Continue reading

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Gur Hasidim In LA?

Joe emails: "Hi Mr. Ford, I enjoy your site on the internet very much.  I have a question that I think you may be able to assist me with.  Is there a Gur shul in Los Angeles??  I assume there … Continue reading

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Come To Me

I’m recreating Studio 54 at the hovel. I’ve imitated Dudley Moore’s get-up in 1978’s Foul Play. I’m setting everything up so the men dance on one side of the hovel and the women on the other. A kosher dress code … Continue reading

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A Christlike Approach To Jewish Law

Donny emails: Hi Luke! I am an Orthodox convert. I was never involved with Jesus and Christianity. It’s only after converting that I started appreciating what he had to say to the Jews of his time. Based on what I … Continue reading

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Need A Lawyer?

From LaGriffedulion: In 1988, New York State’s Chief Judge established a committee, The New York State Judicial Commission on Minorities. Its purpose was to study the presence and effects of racism in the state’s courts. Buried in its final 2000-page … Continue reading

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I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad

Live in my cam chat: guest30:  Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see? guest30:  Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you? guest30:  Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t … Continue reading

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Happy Good Friday

Lewisafein:  you free this afternoon?  Lewisafein:  huge event in the hills  Luzdedos1:  what?  Lewisafein:  rumor is: they’re gonna execute some big rabbi  Lewisafein:  i got tickets  Lewisafein:  in fact, there’s an ex-hooker who’s gonna be there  Luzdedos1:  his name is … Continue reading

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