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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the fun! Kevin Roderick reports: Regarding this afternoon’s item on a shortage of matzoh for Passover, mileages vary: "I noticed the shortage too! I live in a very Jewish neighborhood…..near Pico/Robertson…closer to Pico/Fairfax. At my "ghetto" … Continue reading
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Tagged gelson, grocery stores, jewish family, jewish friends, jewish neighborhood, kevin roderick, local market, manischevitz, matzoh, mileages, Passover, pavillions, quot quot, ralphs, rest of the week, ridicule, Santa Monica, shtetl, water and salt, weho
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The Perfect Dinner Party
A shiksa friend of mine hosted the perfect dinner party the other night in her Van Nuys garden. The guests were highly accomplished, athletic, educated, never-married Jewesses in their 40s. They brought their own allergy-free food in tightly wrapped ecologically … Continue reading
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Tagged 40s, allergy, classy clothing, dinner party, ford, gloves, jewish singles, luke ford, mixer, pornographer, quot quot, tupperware, upstairs, van nuys
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Naughty Barbecue
SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading
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Tagged assembly line, chocolate cake, fake moustache, festering swamp, fikes, fried chicken, good woman, hearty laughter, jew, megs, old girl, older lady, oriental massage, performance anxiety, potato salad, quot quot, shamrock shake, sweet smile, therm, van nuys
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Chaim Amalek: ‘If you let the word out that shul was the place to get laid, many fallen Jews would attend’
Chaim says: "Think of the holy work you could be doing! This is no joke. You could be monetizing this, and bringing fallen secular Jews closer to HaShem. I could write half of this book in a week for you. … Continue reading
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Tagged amalek, armed guards, ball park, God, haircut, joke, kiddish, live cam chat, meeting women, monday afternoon, pigeons, polo shirts, poor man, quot quot, secular jews, shabbat, story of my life, time stamp, video work, walmart, wave your hands, Yarmulke
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‘Are You Homeless, Mentally Ill Or Deranged?’
Saturday afternoon, a friend of mine was taking a nap in her crowded car at the LA Public Library on Overland — Rancho Park. A strange man (a high school AP English teacher) approached. "Are you OK?" he asked. "I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged ap english, converting to judaism, crowded car, english teacher, phone numbers, public library, quot quot, rancho park, saturday afternoon, strange man, stranger, Synagogue, taking a nap
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