Daily Archives: August 23, 2008

To Pray

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

I walk into shul, sit next to the rabbi, and for the next three hours we’re silent except for rattling off our prayers.. Finally, after adon olam and kiddish, I shake his hand and say, "Gut shabbos." "Look," he replies. … Continue reading →

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Why You Should Not Compliment A Woman

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

David DeAngelo writes: Women tell us they want us to compliment them. Your mom told you to be nice to girls, right? And we guys like to really "turn up" the compliments when we LIKE a woman… But here’s the … Continue reading →

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Two Ravenous Females In One Night

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: HoboBob:  TWO RAVENOUS FEMALES IN ONE NIGHT HoboBob:  One got too intense, so I had to swat her away. YourMoralLeader:  whoa YourMoralLeader:  tell me more HoboBob:  @#$%@ mosquitos. HoboBob:  Must have 12 bites on me. … Continue reading →

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Debating Kosher Ethics

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

From the New York Times: An immigration raid at the nation’s largest kosher meatpacking plant has opened a wide rift among Jewish leaders over the company’s ethical conduct and led to new interest in a campaign to create wage and … Continue reading →

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‘Stick A Fork In Him’

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

khunrum emails: "Luke you are "flogging" so many different commodities…Hot Dogs, Beer, Music etc. etc. etc….why not go "all the way" and walk around Pico/Robertson with a Sandwich Board advertising your latest product. You’ll get some much needed exercise as … Continue reading →

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