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Daily Archives: May 15, 2008
Stop Whining About Higher Gas Prices
By any comparative measure, gas is still cheap. It costs me $80 to fill my tank and I need to do that every two weeks. I get about ten miles to the gallon. Gasoline is not my major car expense. … Continue reading
Posted in Economics
Tagged american counterparts, british motorists, budweiser beer, bureau of transportation, bureau of transportation statistics, car expense, comparative measure, cost of car ownership, diesel fuel, fuel costs, gasoline costs, gross domestic product, industrialized countries, international energy agency, maintenance costs, minor expense, oil exporter, same time period, starbucks venti, venti latte
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‘What Kind Of Orthodox Jew Are You?’
A friend calls. I confess my sins. Friend: "What kind of Orthodox Jew are you?" He’s irate. Luke: "A horny one." Friend: "I can’t wait till you give it up. "You could be extremely dangerous. I see you in ten … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged babies, candy striper, ceders sinai, da vinci code, dependence, double agent, fundraiser, gourmet, imagination, incubator, jewish doctors, jewish laws, nine days, orthodox jew, sachs, saudi oil, shame, vatican
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Hear Howard Stern’s Filthy Perversion Of Dolly Parton’s New Audio Book
Click here to listen. Defamer reports: We really take no pleasure in informing you that two of our idols—early tickle-machine adopter Howard Stern and top-heavy country legend Dolly Parton—are currently at war, but such is the case. To get you … Continue reading
Posted in Abuse
Tagged apology, aristocrats, bob saget, country legend, dolly parton, filthy phrases, howard stern, jacuzzi, mdash, million years, perversion, pleasure, quot quot, trickery
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‘It’s a white delusion that inside every third worlder is a liberal ex-Episcopal priest waiting to get out’
The California Supreme Court’s legalization of same-sex marriage is great news for Republicans this November. Voters will turn out in droves to overturn this decision. If I were a homo, I wonder which of the rabbis who’ve rejected me would … Continue reading
Posted in Homosexuality, Personal
Tagged anglo, backlash, california supreme court, delusion, droves, emergency vehicles, gay marriage, gentile, good afternoon, great news, hispanics, holy matrimony, legalization of same sex marriage, live cam chat, Mexicans, orthodox world, product placement, Rabbis, same sex marriage, socialism
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