Category Archives: Personal

Help Me Get Back To My Planet

I had such big plans for Thursday night. I was going to the JConnect barbie at Dockweiler Beach. I had a ride. I was going to be social. I’m social in waves. It takes some effort. But if I push … Continue reading

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‘I Want To Be 1 With You’

That was a line from my chat room today. It was so pithy and eloquent, I want to appropriate it. I’m not much of a mystic, but that woman’s hunger for union with G-d (for that was what she truly … Continue reading

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The Rabbi And The Wanker

I’m working on a top secret somewhat autobiographical novel about a not-so-young man working out his mishegos before he gets thrown out of the last Modern Orthodox shul within walking distance. How do you like it so far? I’m open … Continue reading

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One Of These Nights

I’m weak from hunger and flu. I’m listening to this Eagle’s song and writing anything that comes to my head. Gotta keep it toned down. Gotta sneak it past the rabbis. I’ve got my demons and I’ve got desires. Why … Continue reading

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I’m Changing The Ethos Of This Website

I’m no longer all about sex and shame. I’m now about Torah and mitzvot. Come on, feel the change: KhunDiddy:  good to see Luke is awake KhunDiddy:  did you catch him napping on the lawn yesterday? Dave:  oh moral leader … Continue reading

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What Happens When You Lock A Healthy Guy In A Hovel With God As His Only Companion?

Click here to find out. guest140:  made the mistake of signing up to a chat room guest140:  what i thought was friendly, innocent chat turned out to be a room crowded with desperate perverts russiandragon:  yes luke IS the prince … Continue reading

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I’m Live With Leah Kleim

Click here to join the fun. My Leah Kleim interview. LeahKleim:  gmorning sunshine LeahKleim:  can you help me YourMoralLeader:  work the stick ok? LeahKleim:  heck yeah YourMoralLeader:  you drove? LeahKleim:  oh no, not that stick LeahKleim:  I couldnt even start … Continue reading

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I Blogged All Night

I had to escape The shul was sticky and cruel Maybe I should have called you first But I was dying to get to you I was dreaming while I wrote The long straight post ahead, uh huh yea Could … Continue reading

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Luke Ford, fraudulent Torah-loving super-Jew….

…Who feels compelled to post pictures of a tefillin-wearing, tattooed WOMAN on his site. You really are a creep and an anti-Semite. "These Jews have denied me in my attempts to do a half-assed, self-conducted ‘conversion,’ so now I’m going … Continue reading

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The Outsider

Are you Shomer Mitzvas? Shomer Shabbos? I assume yes but I am asking. Why do you feel like an outsider in the LA orthodox community? You have mentioned this in your videos and on the blog. I understand your respect, … Continue reading

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