Category Archives: Personal

Today Was Great Because…

* I studied a page of Talmud. * I talked to people. I let them know my situation. I want to get married. It’s weird being the only one in shul not wearing a prayer shawl (never married men in … Continue reading

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Yoga Vs Orthodox Judaism Vs Alexander Technique

I tried to be helpful when I entered yoga and helpfully I ran my keytag past the scanner without assistance. “You just checked yourself into the pregnancy class,” said the woman behind the desk. Oy. A lot of people ask … Continue reading

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Blogging As Self-Defense

I’ve created this elaborate blogging empire because I can’t stand feeling vulnerable. I remember as a kid not getting invited to birthday parties. I remember the big kids dunking me under water and holding my head there for about ten … Continue reading

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I’m Standing Straight And Tall Using Alexander Technique

While I was off doing the Lord’s work, somebody impersonating my mother and father came into my live cam chatroom (I read his patter to my therapist, she went into hysterics, she think he is brilliant and has me to … Continue reading

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The Combo

Friday night, the rabbi said the class on Hasidut would begin at 8 a.m. He didn’t want to look like a dick and show up on time, so he strolled up in his best undertaker suit at 8:15 a.m. and … Continue reading

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I Need A Rich Broad

Ladies, I’m live on my cam. It’s a crying shame that a man of my talents lives in squalor while so many unworthy characters have wives, kids and mortgages. Josh: luke, you can’t keep this up. you have to find … Continue reading

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Her Father Is Finally Dying

I was wondering where a friend was. I was told, “This sounds horrible, but her father is finally dying.” I guess the old codger had been in poor health for years but he kept hanging on. Now it appears he’s … Continue reading

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Have You Noticed My Change In Tone?

From my live cam: Josh: wow luke, the beard has gotten really long. i haven’t been on your webcam in maybe 6 months. you look like you lost weight too Josh: so i hear you’re officially a member of the … Continue reading

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Mother Me

One of the traits I love most about myself is my ability to draw out mothering from women. I can’t get enough! Hey, have you noticed sex differences in Facebook pictures? Girls pick up photos of themselves looking cute. Guys … Continue reading

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I’m Sharing My Feelings Live On My Cam

Click here to join the fun! TheUpperWestSidePosek: How are you feeling? Share your emotions with us YourMoralLeader: just got out of therapy YourMoralLeader: i feel tingly yet tired TheUpperWestSidePosek: Do you think you will have enough years in your life … Continue reading

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