Ladies, I’m live on my cam.
It’s a crying shame that a man of my talents lives in squalor while so many unworthy characters have wives, kids and mortgages.
Josh: luke, you can’t keep this up. you have to find yourself a sugar momma and marry her.
Josh: you’re too smart to be living in squalor.
Josh: at this point you’re probably never going to make the cash you once thought you’d make
Josh: you’re better off using whatever fame you have and find yourself a rich broad, the older you get the harder it’ll be
Josh: quit being “yourself”, no one is truly themselves, we all pretend in order to function in society
YourMoralLeader: Is Alexander Technique truly the road to riches?
YourMoralLeader: or will it result in more misery and debt?
Josh: dude, you’re jewish now
Josh: what successful jews are into the alexander technique
Josh: i don’t see ron lauder doing his morning stretches with a bunch of tree huggers
Josh: you want to be successful? find 5 rich dudes in shul and study them.
Josh: what characteristics do they all share?
Josh: what are their daily habits, routine?
Josh: i had some aasian friends in college and they all told me that when they were growing up their parents always pointed to the jews and would tell their kids to “be like them”
Josh: that’s why so many asians live in jewish neighborhoods, they try to emulate us
Josh: i’m 33 years old, got my mba from an ivy league institution, have two kids and a wife, and own my own home, free and clear (with a little help from my parents)
Josh: why? because my parents always pointed to the doctors, lawyers, and bankers in shul, and like the asian parents, told me to “be like them”
YourMoralLeader: many parents in your shul encourage their kids to become bloggers?
Josh: they point to you and say “misfit!”
Josh: you’d have more clout with the jews if you at least completed college
guest12: what is the twisted journalism you speak of?
guest12: may I ask
Josh: jews look upon college dropouts with disdain
YourMoralLeader: does Alexander teacher train count as college?
YourMoralLeader: 12, my own
guest12: yours is the twisted journalism?
guest13: Luke, you’re going to have to decide which is more important: a rich chick, or a chick who’ll get off on being made to sleep at the foot of the bed.
Josh: dude, it ain’t college. at the end of your training you get a certificate from some phoney dothead in a turban.
YourMoralLeader: 13, aint the same chick?
guest13: There are women out there who meet both criteria, I’m sure, but much like black guys in Vermont, odds of finding one are slim.
YourMoralLeader: will you help me?
YourMoralLeader: if she’s rich, i dont mind sleeping with her
Beth: I don’t think Luke will learn to love a woman who doesn’t already meet his exacting standards. Maybe not even then. Sorry Luke.
