Have You Noticed My Change In Tone?

From my live cam:

Josh: wow luke, the beard has gotten really long. i haven’t been on your webcam in maybe 6 months. you look like you lost weight too
Josh: so i hear you’re officially a member of the tribe
Josh: now that you’re officially in, i’ll send you your own copy of the “protocols of the elders of zion”
Josh: but you gotta keep it on the down low, we don’t want any goyim knowing about it
YourMoralLeader: Reticence is my middle name
Josh: now that you’re a yid, have you become any less bitter
YourMoralLeader: hmm maybe, you’ll have to judge
Josh: i’ve noticed a change
YourMoralLeader: interesting
Josh: in your postings
Josh: you’re less angry
Josh: more optimistic
Josh: it’s a good thing
Josh: how’re the b**ches treating you
YourMoralLeader: with respect

Josh: dude, all kidding aside, you look 10 years younger, keep it up
YourMoralLeader: thanks matey, it’s the Alex Tech and the yoga
Josh: you need a little bit of “just for men” combed into your beard and you could pass for a 25 year old chabadnik

Josh: if you can’t stomach the site of two guys hooking up, stay away from “Big Love”
Josh: i’ve been watching that show for a few years now and it’s gotten very gay-graphic
Josh: i figured you would, coming from the background that you do
Josh: i’m sure there are some sda fringe groups out there that resemble juniper creek
YourMoralLeader: and you’re sephardi so you can relate to bigamy

guest5: Sinkers or floaters today, boy?
guest5: SPEAK UP!
YourMoralLeader: hi dad!
YourMoralLeader: sinkers pops
guest5: i might’ve guessed.
guest5: I should have left you chained to the dunny when you were a child.
guest6: now, des, don’t be too gard on the lad.
guest5: Is that you, gill?
YourMoralLeader: hi mom
guest6: yes, desmond, it’s me. i just dropped a fair-dinkum clanger using this bloody keyboard. my hormones are quite out of control today.
guest5: A fair-dinkum shame and a disgrace, that’s what you are, Sunny Jim!
guest5: “Look, Dad! Thanks to my Alexander Technique, I’m standing straight and tall now!” Bloody ponce!
guest5: Gill, I’m afraid your questionable theories about hormones have confused the boy.
guest6: now, des, if luke wants to place his faith in archaic 19th century charlantry, who are we to try to stop him? it does seem foolish .. even to me.
JOSHUA: They are as Jewish as The Shah of Persia#
guest5: Listen to this bloody ponce…he buys into my son’s feeble efforts to masquerade as an Orthodox Jew.
guest6: that’s what i’m saying, des.
JOSHUA: Their language is from the goy gutter
JOSHUA: UK I would say
guest5: Ask Rabbi Union about that one, mate!

guest6: and notice how he tries to insult us

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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