I’m Not Doing Anything Obscene On My Webcam

I was just checking myself out on my webcam. My face was strained and all screwed up before a happy release. I was rocking in my chair. It looked obscene because you couldn’t see the weights I was working out just below the camera line. That’s all it is, folks. Just a healthy manly workout like Bill Murray washing golf balls in Caddyshack.

I have My Moral Leader, a very great sage from the East, in my chat room now.

guest135:  Um, I’m new here. But I like it – it’s like a candlelight dinner at your place, without the candlelight or dinner.
At least the Valley Village chabad rabbi is interesting to listen to. The new guy at Shaarey Zedek is a standard issue frummie, not very learned or much of a thinker. The shul is dull.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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