- https://PayPal.Me/lukeisback
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Tag Archives: cocoa krispies
I’m Getting Skewered!
From my live cam: guest9: Typical of my ponce of a lad! Whinging about his financial state but dilly-dallying about the computuer like the fair-dinkum drongo he is! guest10: Desmond, calm down! It’s no good for your health raging at … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged anzac biscuits, begging on the internet, cane toad, cocoa krispies, empty skull, fair dinkum, weet bix
Comments Off on I’m Getting Skewered!
Lost Journal Entry by Luke Ford
January 3 I’ve been having nightmares about the wallaby again, mate. When one of those blasted buggers decides to have a go at you, there’s nothing you can do. They’re vicious creatures. I stare into the wallaby’s black eyes. I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged cocoa krispies, luke ford, mouth guard, sinkers, vicious creatures, wallaby
Comments Off on Lost Journal Entry by Luke Ford
I Offered To Bring Cocoa Krispies
I was invited to Shabbat dinner at the home of friends. "What should I bring?" I asked. I got the answer: "Hmmm one of Levi’s classics." "I’ll bring Cocoa Krispies," I replied. I still have three bowls from LimmudLA 2008 … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged cocoa krispies, homeless shelter, hovel, oy ve, shabbat, shabbat dinner
Comments Off on I Offered To Bring Cocoa Krispies
Stolen Cocoa Krispies Taste Sweeter
My Video Blog As I was leaving LimmudLA last month, I was given three boxes of food to take to SOVA to feed the homeless. Figuring that I was only a canceled credit card away from being homeless, I appropriated … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged bad news, cocoa krispies, credit card, crowne plaza, day of redemption, full cry, fundraiser, gangbangers, granola, Homeless, homeless bums, hovel, Israel, jewish expression, jewish singles events, mistaken notion, paypal donations, Purim, rabbi boteach, rabbi shmuley boteach, rejection, rodney dangerfield, Sabbath, saturday morning, shabbat, shabbat dinner, shabbaton, shacharit, shul, three boxes, time today, tiny muscles, town hosts, tzitzit
Comments Off on Stolen Cocoa Krispies Taste Sweeter