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‘Why Didn’t He Molest Me?’
In my capacity as a moral leader, I have to counsel a lot of hurt and confused men and women dealing with the hard knocks that life delivers. Sometimes their pain comes from their rabbi being accused of molestation. "I … Continue reading
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Tagged hard knocks, men and women, moral leader, quot, rabbi, shame
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She Got Drunk With Luke Ford
Leah Kleim posts: Its Memorial day weekend. Since Friday afternoon across America road blocks have been going up, grills fired up and of course the American way of celebrating/vacationing has been put into play…Binge drinking ! Being an American I … Continue reading
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Tagged binge drinking, booze, bull shit, chabadnik, double shot of tequila, drunken binge, friday afternoon, half a dozen, heineken, holiday weekend, irish blood, Leah Kleim, luke ford, memorial day weekend, moral leader, neosporin, road blocks, s chat room, six pack, wal mart
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The Rabbi And The Wanker
I’m working on a top secret somewhat autobiographical novel about a not-so-young man working out his mishegos before he gets thrown out of the last Modern Orthodox shul within walking distance. How do you like it so far? I’m open … Continue reading
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I’m Changing The Ethos Of This Website
I’m no longer all about sex and shame. I’m now about Torah and mitzvot. Come on, feel the change: KhunDiddy: good to see Luke is awake KhunDiddy: did you catch him napping on the lawn yesterday? Dave: oh moral leader … Continue reading
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Tagged all about sex, bernsteins, brats, chases, chat rooms, Emma, hearts and minds, irony, jew, jewess, jewish wife, moral leader, new car, old lady, oy gevalt, private school, prob, sarcasm, sexism, shame, time of need, Torah
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Your Moral Leader’s Backdoor Guide To Los Angeles: ‘You Haven’t Done L.A. Until You’ve Done Luke Ford!’
Joe emails: Another idea related to Delice a bit: LUKEAPALOOZA, the multi-media tour of Luke Ford’s LA! Beginning with lunch at Luke’s favorite French bistro, climb into the original LUKE FORD SERIAL KILLER VAN (TM) and watch Luke’s life come … Continue reading
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