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‘Thanks to the Lord for giving me this Mexican to water my lawn and blow my leaves away’
I’ve got the Luke Ford Fan Blogger in my live cam chat tonight (then Eliot Stein joined us): CXXX: so how long does luke actually sit on here at night? Wookie: should pull out a belt for s**ts and giggles … Continue reading
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Booty Mixers In Pico/Robertson
I found a new store called "Booty" at 8591 Pico Blvd. It advertises: "The Booty Mixer is every Wed nite 8 – 11p, enjoy the wine, champagne, music and art & couture fashions priced at a steal! 15% off everything … Continue reading
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I’m Live On My Cam! Shining My Light To The Nations From The Intersection Of Judaism & Sexual Sin (Pico/Robertson)!
Live chat, video! Click here to chat live with myself, Rodger Jacobs, Governor Spritzer et al! ChutzLaHood: good…..thanks. ChutzLaHood: What kind of engineering will you employ to make social change? YourMoralLeader: eugenics ChutzLaHood: So then the focus is on good … Continue reading
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It Only Takes One Jerk To Ruin A Village
It only takes one jerk to destroy a party or a Torah class. One loudmouth who goes on and on and you’re held hostage to some jerk who just loves to himself speak but imparts nothing. I’ve stopped going to … Continue reading
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Sh’ma Ysrael! Watch Luke Ford Live On The Hovel Cam As He Recites His Morning Prayers
Join Torah Jews and righteous Gentiles from around the world as we uncover the true meaning of prayer. The things the rabbis never taught you! Please join! I need a virtual minyan (ten men, sheilas don’t count) to say certain … Continue reading
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