Sh’ma Ysrael! Watch Luke Ford Live On The Hovel Cam As He Recites His Morning Prayers

Join Torah Jews and righteous Gentiles from around the world as we uncover the true meaning of prayer.

The things the rabbis never taught you!

Please join! I need a virtual minyan (ten men, sheilas don’t count) to say certain prayers.

You could win a free pair of Ginsu knives.

I feel like there’s a straight line in epochal Jewish communication from the revelation of the Torah to the Rambam to my Hovel Cam.

guest4:  Luke, what is uip with the Hasedic look? No money for razors in your sheckle pile?
guest4:  Your sidelocks are obscured.  Please adjust them.
guest4:  Is that a miner’s lamp on your forehead?  Have you paid the light bill?
guest4:  Are you currently nude from the waist down?
guest4:  Your laugh is frightening.
guest4:  This is like watching the killer in silence of the lambs only not through night vision goggles.
guest4:  "Rub the lotion on the skin."
guest1:  It was a true bracha to daven with you
guest4:  You are brave to document your mental deterioration in this fashion.  The video will no doubt be on your E! True Hollywood Story:  Luke Ford – The Decline.
guest1:  Beard = more jewish!
guest4:  I am still not convinced that you are no pants-less right now.
guest7:  they’ve dug up padre pio–i think the church was concerned you are moving in on their territory
guest7:  a few miraculous heals and you’re in business
User guest12 changed their name to Toronto.
guest1:  does anyone need a healing?
guest7:  for sure
Toronto:  i need a financial one
Toronto:  but I have been praying about it
guest7:  luke however doesn’t look like a healer right now
User guest13 entered the room.
guest1:  I’ll give you a bracha
User guest10 left the room.
Toronto:  have a great day
guest1:  after I eat brekky
guest1:  and you hit up my paypal
User watchingyoublog entered the room.
watchingyoublog:  hi serial killer
YourMoralLeader:  yo baby
YourMoralLeader:  how ru?
YourMoralLeader:  me luv u long time
User guest14 entered the room.
watchingyoublog:  crappy, thank you for asking
YourMoralLeader:  i wish you were here and unattached so I could make you feel better
guest14:  ciao
watchingyoublog:  i’m sure you do
watchingyoublog:  i will have to satisfy my desires closer to home
YourMoralLeader:  I want to prepare you for marriage
guest14:  good food?
watchingyoublog:  haha
YourMoralLeader:  I’m like the Lord of your manor, so to speak
guest14:  speak italian?
YourMoralLeader:  no
watchingyoublog:  you should become a cult leader so you could have sex with the women in preparation for marriage
YourMoralLeader:  I might still
watchingyoublog:  initiate them
guest14:  peccato  hi
watchingyoublog:  yes it would be a good career move for you
YourMoralLeader:  There’s a crying need for that in Modern Orthodoxy
watchingyoublog:  also you could get people to give you their money
watchingyoublog:  so you wouldn’t have to work
YourMoralLeader:  I like it!
YourMoralLeader:  stop it, you’re turning me on
watchingyoublog:  srsly?
YourMoralLeader:  no
watchingyoublog:  like turning you on physically? you can show us
YourMoralLeader:  I’m a Torah Jew
watchingyoublog:  or is this pg 13 or something
YourMoralLeader:  you would like to see that, wouldn’t you dirty girl?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna test various ED medications live on the hovel cam and you can be the judge which one is most effective
watchingyoublog:  what are your options?
watchingyoublog:  i thought there were only 2
watchingyoublog:  viagra and levitra
YourMoralLeader:  levitra and prayer
watchingyoublog:  oh yea cialis
YourMoralLeader:  which one do you prefer for your man?
User guest15 entered the room.
User guest16 entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  I prefer to rely on the power of pray. If I can’t rise to the occasion, that means HaShem is telling me this is not the right time.
watchingyoublog:  i found this awesome cam on this site
watchingyoublog:  called otr driving
watchingyoublog:  this truck driver has a cam mounted on his truck
watchingyoublog:  and you see the road he’s travelling
YourMoralLeader:  u can see the road I’m traveling too and it leads straight to hell
guest26:  he’s cute
Ghostwriter:  Let me guess, he wants to be movie star/
MadCow:  looks a little like kevin spacey
guest26:  great teeth
MadCow:  wonder if they are all his
guest47:  you’re by yourself luke.  why the earphones?
YourMoralLeader:  i’m listening to some
YourMoralLeader:  video i’m editing
YourMoralLeader:  i don’t want it feedbacking and diminishing your moral leader experience
guest47:  it’s very moral to watch you sleep
YourMoralLeader:  purifying?
guest47:  ah, editing porn then.
guest47:  thought you were over that.
guest47:  see how our moral imagination runs away with us.
YourMoralLeader:  torah tapes
guest47:  that’s a gret euphemism
guest47:  i really don’t see how you will not win one day the presidential medal of freedom
guest47:  luke ford night at the kennedy center
YourMoralLeader:  i see it
guest47:  dude i am SO THERE
guest47:  the question is
guest47:  will it be obama or clinton or mccain introducing you
guest56:   what this room about
YourMoralLeader:  God & Torah
guest47:  this room is about following luke ford’s bliss
guest56:  who the fook is torah
guest56:  ?
guest56:  why is ure cam  zooming in and out
guest47:  he means tovah, the wife of ernest borgnine
guest57:  so tell me about your morals
YourMoralLeader:  Torah
guest57:  what you you more moral than me
YourMoralLeader:  G-d’s immutable moral law
guest56:   ernest borgnine was an actor i googles it so whats he got to do with torah
guest56:   what is a torah
guest57:  i think the torah is the jewish bible but i am not sure
guest58:  i torah my nylons

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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