The things the rabbis never taught you!
Please join! I need a virtual minyan (ten men, sheilas don’t count) to say certain prayers.
You could win a free pair of Ginsu knives.
I feel like there’s a straight line in epochal Jewish communication from the revelation of the Torah to the Rambam to my Hovel Cam.
guest4: Luke, what is uip with the Hasedic look? No money for razors in your sheckle pile?
guest4: Your sidelocks are obscured. Please adjust them.
guest4: Is that a miner’s lamp on your forehead? Have you paid the light bill?
guest4: Are you currently nude from the waist down?
guest4: Your laugh is frightening.
guest4: This is like watching the killer in silence of the lambs only not through night vision goggles.
guest4: "Rub the lotion on the skin."
guest1: It was a true bracha to daven with you
guest4: You are brave to document your mental deterioration in this fashion. The video will no doubt be on your E! True Hollywood Story: Luke Ford – The Decline.
guest1: Beard = more jewish!
guest4: I am still not convinced that you are no pants-less right now.
guest7: they’ve dug up padre pio–i think the church was concerned you are moving in on their territory
guest7: a few miraculous heals and you’re in business
User guest12 changed their name to Toronto.
guest1: does anyone need a healing?
guest7: for sure
Toronto: i need a financial one
Toronto: but I have been praying about it
guest7: luke however doesn’t look like a healer right now
User guest13 entered the room.
guest1: I’ll give you a bracha
User guest10 left the room.
Toronto: have a great day
guest1: after I eat brekky
guest1: and you hit up my paypal
User watchingyoublog entered the room.
watchingyoublog: hi serial killer
YourMoralLeader: yo baby
YourMoralLeader: how ru?
YourMoralLeader: me luv u long time
User guest14 entered the room.
watchingyoublog: crappy, thank you for asking
YourMoralLeader: i wish you were here and unattached so I could make you feel better
watchingyoublog: i’m sure you do
watchingyoublog: i will have to satisfy my desires closer to home
YourMoralLeader: I want to prepare you for marriage
guest14: good food?
YourMoralLeader: I’m like the Lord of your manor, so to speak
guest14: speak italian?
watchingyoublog: you should become a cult leader so you could have sex with the women in preparation for marriage
YourMoralLeader: I might still
watchingyoublog: initiate them
guest14: peccato hi
watchingyoublog: yes it would be a good career move for you
YourMoralLeader: There’s a crying need for that in Modern Orthodoxy
watchingyoublog: also you could get people to give you their money
watchingyoublog: so you wouldn’t have to work
YourMoralLeader: I like it!
YourMoralLeader: stop it, you’re turning me on
watchingyoublog: like turning you on physically? you can show us
YourMoralLeader: I’m a Torah Jew
watchingyoublog: or is this pg 13 or something
YourMoralLeader: you would like to see that, wouldn’t you dirty girl?
YourMoralLeader: I’m gonna test various ED medications live on the hovel cam and you can be the judge which one is most effective
watchingyoublog: what are your options?
watchingyoublog: i thought there were only 2
watchingyoublog: viagra and levitra
YourMoralLeader: levitra and prayer
watchingyoublog: oh yea cialis
YourMoralLeader: which one do you prefer for your man?
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YourMoralLeader: I prefer to rely on the power of pray. If I can’t rise to the occasion, that means HaShem is telling me this is not the right time.
watchingyoublog: i found this awesome cam on this site
watchingyoublog: called otr driving
watchingyoublog: this truck driver has a cam mounted on his truck
watchingyoublog: and you see the road he’s travelling
YourMoralLeader: u can see the road I’m traveling too and it leads straight to hell
guest26: he’s cute
Ghostwriter: Let me guess, he wants to be movie star/
MadCow: looks a little like kevin spacey
guest26: great teeth
MadCow: wonder if they are all his
guest47: you’re by yourself luke. why the earphones?
YourMoralLeader: i’m listening to some
YourMoralLeader: video i’m editing
YourMoralLeader: i don’t want it feedbacking and diminishing your moral leader experience
guest47: it’s very moral to watch you sleep
guest47: ah, editing porn then.
guest47: thought you were over that.
guest47: see how our moral imagination runs away with us.
YourMoralLeader: torah tapes
guest47: that’s a gret euphemism
guest47: i really don’t see how you will not win one day the presidential medal of freedom
guest47: luke ford night at the kennedy center
YourMoralLeader: i see it
guest47: dude i am SO THERE
guest47: the question is
guest47: will it be obama or clinton or mccain introducing you
guest56: what this room about
YourMoralLeader: God & Torah
guest47: this room is about following luke ford’s bliss
guest56: who the fook is torah
guest56: why is ure cam zooming in and out
guest47: he means tovah, the wife of ernest borgnine
guest57: so tell me about your morals
guest57: what you you more moral than me
YourMoralLeader: G-d’s immutable moral law
guest56: ernest borgnine was an actor i googles it so whats he got to do with torah
guest56: what is a torah
guest57: i think the torah is the jewish bible but i am not sure
guest58: i torah my nylons