Booty Mixers In Pico/Robertson

I found a new store called "Booty" at 8591 Pico Blvd. It advertises: "The Booty Mixer is every Wed nite 8 – 11p, enjoy the wine, champagne, music and art & couture fashions priced at a steal! 15% off everything in the boutique! 21 & up (employed preferred). 310 358 0204."

Does this store owner know something about my neighborhood that I don’t? Will real estate prices plunge soon?

Here’s a picture of the Magdelen church nearby:

From my live cam chat:

UrlTurner:  Eliot Spitzer shouold have fought on
UrlTurner:  He gained so little by quitting.  Is this what wimps Jewish lawyers have become?
UrlTurner:  Bill Clinton toughed it out.
UrlTurner:  Spitzer might have as well.
UrlTurner:  Luke, where will this Passover find you?
YourMoralLeader:  dunno’
YourMoralLeader:  please pray for me
YourMoralLeader:  not in the hovel
UrlTurner:  If you had to guess, how many years will it be before you move out of the hovel?
UrlTurner:  Do you expect to die there?
UrlTurner:  Will some Mexican day laborer find you there, stuck to your chair?
UrlTurner:  Let’s do business.
YourMoralLeader:  I expect to die here live on cam

IhateZealots:  cute little clip in your hair
ATandT:  hit 1.22 litre today here
YourMoralLeader:  I’m installinmg semiologic pro wordpress
palestine4ever:  what will that do, lukey?
palestine4ever:  Luke Ford Cam: fewer visitors than the Scotland Haggis Cam
YourMoralLeader:  It’s a Jew thing:
palestine4ever:  maccabee baseball?
palestine4ever:  sigh
palestine4ever:  is there a pressing demand for more info on Israeli athletes in Los Angeles?
palestine4ever:  how will you make money from this venture?
YourMoralLeader:  I was paid $100
palestine4ever:  for the video?
YourMoralLeader:  for the website
palestine4ever:  oh
YourMoralLeader:  what do you think I am good at that I could make money at?
palestine4ever:  you’d be great at the hardboiled reporter schtick
palestine4ever:  the problem is that you rarely write for other publications
palestine4ever:  so to introduce themselves to the Luke Ford brand
CommanderK:  OHMTGOG what was that?
CommanderK:  Luke, you using a lamp cord for a belt?
palestine4ever:  woo hoo lukey
palestine4ever:  back from phone call and luke is going out on the TAWN
YourMoralLeader:  shabbatt shalom
YourMoralLeader:  shul
palestine4ever:  oh that jewish thing
CommanderK:  My wife just asked "what he do" I had no answer
palestine4ever:  do you guys have fun at shul or is it a lot of feeling miserable?
YourMoralLeader:  fun
palestine4ever:  if you say so
palestine4ever:  I imagine getting a room full of Chosen together would be a strange experience
CommanderK:  after being cooped up in the Hovel all day shul must feel like Buckingham Palace
palestine4ever:  but we can at least rest easy in our knowledge of ethical monotheism
palestine4ever:  okay, have a good shabbos Luke
palestine4ever:  we’ll talk about the other stuff later
CommanderK:   ethical monotheismis what Spitzel needed more of..either that or a body double

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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