I found a new store called "Booty" at 8591 Pico Blvd. It advertises: "The Booty Mixer is every Wed nite 8 – 11p, enjoy the wine, champagne, music and art & couture fashions priced at a steal! 15% off everything in the boutique! 21 & up (employed preferred). 310 358 0204."
Does this store owner know something about my neighborhood that I don’t? Will real estate prices plunge soon?
Here’s a picture of the Magdelen church nearby:
UrlTurner: Eliot Spitzer shouold have fought on
UrlTurner: He gained so little by quitting. Is this what wimps Jewish lawyers have become?
UrlTurner: Bill Clinton toughed it out.
UrlTurner: Spitzer might have as well.
UrlTurner: Luke, where will this Passover find you?
YourMoralLeader: dunno’
YourMoralLeader: please pray for me
YourMoralLeader: not in the hovel
UrlTurner: If you had to guess, how many years will it be before you move out of the hovel?
UrlTurner: Do you expect to die there?
UrlTurner: Will some Mexican day laborer find you there, stuck to your chair?
UrlTurner: Let’s do business.
YourMoralLeader: I expect to die here live on cam
IhateZealots: cute little clip in your hair
ATandT: hit 1.22 litre today here
YourMoralLeader: I’m installinmg semiologic pro wordpress
palestine4ever: what will that do, lukey?
palestine4ever: Luke Ford Cam: fewer visitors than the Scotland Haggis Cam
YourMoralLeader: It’s a Jew thing: http://maccabeebaseballla.com/blog/
palestine4ever: maccabee baseball?
palestine4ever: sigh
palestine4ever: is there a pressing demand for more info on Israeli athletes in Los Angeles?
palestine4ever: how will you make money from this venture?
YourMoralLeader: I was paid $100
palestine4ever: for the video?
YourMoralLeader: for the website
palestine4ever: oh
YourMoralLeader: what do you think I am good at that I could make money at?
palestine4ever: you’d be great at the hardboiled reporter schtick
palestine4ever: the problem is that you rarely write for other publications
palestine4ever: so to introduce themselves to the Luke Ford brand
CommanderK: OHMTGOG what was that?
CommanderK: Luke, you using a lamp cord for a belt?
palestine4ever: woo hoo lukey
palestine4ever: back from phone call and luke is going out on the TAWN
YourMoralLeader: shabbatt shalom
YourMoralLeader: shul
palestine4ever: oh that jewish thing
CommanderK: My wife just asked "what he do" I had no answer
palestine4ever: do you guys have fun at shul or is it a lot of feeling miserable?
YourMoralLeader: fun
palestine4ever: if you say so
palestine4ever: I imagine getting a room full of Chosen together would be a strange experience
CommanderK: after being cooped up in the Hovel all day shul must feel like Buckingham Palace
palestine4ever: but we can at least rest easy in our knowledge of ethical monotheism
palestine4ever: okay, have a good shabbos Luke
palestine4ever: we’ll talk about the other stuff later
CommanderK: ethical monotheismis what Spitzel needed more of..either that or a body double
