Managerial Excellence

I have a boss who regularly calls me "kike" and "nigger."

He accuses me of having an African-American work ethic.

He says it is time to take our relationship to the next level and that he must give physical expression to his feelings for me.

I’m scared.

Des emails:

Given that you’ve always been a lazy ponce, none of this is surprising. And it’s fair-dinkum obvious that your overweening narcissism and boyhood experiences has led you to assume that this bloke wants to sodomize you.

He probably just wants to lynch you. In this endeavor, I hope he succeeds.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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