A friend calls: "Everything hurts him. He’s got a soft heart. He protects women. You’re like a wolf. He’s protecting the women from you. He’s a lamb. Be nice to him. He has a heavy heart."
"He’s going to have a heavier heart when he reads my blog."
"What are you going to do? Oh no. I’m afraid to read your blog. He’s a lamb. Baaah. I’m a lamb."
"A chubby lamb."
"Where are you going to daven? Go to the Happy Minyan. I want to walk by and look in the window and see you dancing. That makes me happy."
