I’m Singing In Avshalom Katz’s Choir On Rosh Hashanah At Beth Jacob

I’ll be doing a solo number from the bima, an acoustic hip hop Hebrew version of Quiet Riot’s "We’re Not Going To Take It Anymore."

ChaimAmalek:  WHERE WILL YOU PRAY?
ChaimAmalek:  This does not look like a man who is in the mood for contrition
ChaimAmalek:  I’ll wager there is nobody out there whom you have asked for forgiveness
ChaimAmalek:  Looks like he’s eating a deflated rubber ball
YourMoralLeader:  happy minyan
ChaimAmalek:  Is that the gay place?
ChaimAmalek:  Are there slutty chix there?
ChaimAmalek:  Now that’s the way to do a holiday
ChaimAmalek:  Sit in the rear and watch them sway to and fro
ChaimAmalek:  Whilst you must suffer with your evil inclinations
ChaimAmalek:  No doubt some of them will be ovulating, whilst others are on their period
ChaimAmalek:  Sounds hellish
ChaimAmalek:  Be sure to bring reading material.

Here I am leading Kol Nidre last year at Beth Jacob:

The previous year:

The Jazz Singer – I Was Honored To Lead Aish HaTorah In Kol Nidre On Yom Kippur

That’s Rabbi Cohen behind me.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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