I’ll be doing a solo number from the bima, an acoustic hip hop Hebrew version of Quiet Riot’s "We’re Not Going To Take It Anymore."
ChaimAmalek: WHERE WILL YOU PRAY?
ChaimAmalek: This does not look like a man who is in the mood for contrition
ChaimAmalek: I’ll wager there is nobody out there whom you have asked for forgiveness
ChaimAmalek: Looks like he’s eating a deflated rubber ball
YourMoralLeader: happy minyan
ChaimAmalek: Is that the gay place?
ChaimAmalek: Are there slutty chix there?
ChaimAmalek: Now that’s the way to do a holiday
ChaimAmalek: Sit in the rear and watch them sway to and fro
ChaimAmalek: Whilst you must suffer with your evil inclinations
ChaimAmalek: No doubt some of them will be ovulating, whilst others are on their period
ChaimAmalek: Sounds hellish
ChaimAmalek: Be sure to bring reading material.
Here I am leading Kol Nidre last year at Beth Jacob:
The previous year:
The Jazz Singer – I Was Honored To Lead Aish HaTorah In Kol Nidre On Yom Kippur
That’s Rabbi Cohen behind me.
