Surfing Rabbi For CA State Senate

The Los Angeles Times reports:

None of this seems to faze Shifren, a rabbi, public school substitute teacher and triathlete, who said he has spent about $2,000 on his campaign, mainly on brochures about his conservative views.

He said he has volunteers contacting voters and uses his website, www.rabbiforsenate.com, to disseminate his ideas.

"I actually expect to win," Shifren said. "I definitely offer a radical alternative to the tax-and-spend Democrat."

Shifren said two critical issues are crime and education.

He advocates making imprisonment a tougher experience as a deterrent and cracking down on illegal immigration.

He wants schools to raise academic standards and would "deny the right to vote for anyone that does not pass state standards in education."

He also wants "only American citizens" to receive food stamps, welfare, education, hospital services and even "loans and mortgages."

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Live Feed Of Mikvah Inauguration

This is not the live feed I want from the mikvah.

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The Nice Jewish Madam

Kenny Gallo is an ex-gangster who’s written a new book — Breakshot: A Life in the 21st Century American Mafia.

Kenny was a key source for me when I was writing about the role of organized crime in the sex industry.

He blogs:

Today, I am going to write about Michelle Braun, an awkward Jewish girl from Bakersfield, California who is one of the heads on my trophy wall as a rat. I took Michelle Braun, the world’s top madame, down.

Who is Michelle Braun? Why would she be written about on the BREAKSHOT Organized Crime Blog? Michelle Braun is a nobody from nowhere with no obvious talents or charms. Her looks, even after hundreds of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery, leave a lot to be desired. Her personality has always been abrasive. I never particularly liked her, and when I first met her, I had no respect at all for her intelligence, talents, or potential.

I was wrong. This plump, plain, obnoxious Jewish girl made millions of dollars as the owner of the world’s foremost international escort service and call girl ring. She revolutionized the sex business. A porno groupie and wannabe bombshell, Michelle used her brain to make the cash and connections her body never could in the shallow, merciless porn business. Michelle created a website called Nici’s Girls which deserves credit for being the innovator that took the high-class prostitution racket online. Michelle convinced her porn star friends to let her pimp them out worldwide to sheiks, billionaires, and famous actors on the web for cash that reached the tens of thousands of dollars. Many of “Nici’s Girls” were hooked up with sugar daddies who sometimes became husbands in the Pretty Woman scenario.

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Why Did I Let My Dancing Dream Die?

I’m back in black:

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I Accidentally Spammed All My Gmail Contacts For Tagged.com

I was talking on the phone with an old mate last night. He said he’d sign up for Facebook if I signed up for Tagged. I agreed. While I kept talking to him about my feelings, I signed up for Tagged and without thinking invited all my gmail list to accompany me.

I feel so dirty.

It was interesting to see who bothered to respond to my spam. These are people who really want to be in my life.

Here are some of the sample responses I got: "Luke: Not looking to be part of another social network, as I can barely keep up with the ones in which I am already participating. Either way you are my friend and will remain so."

"Luke, I adore you, but I HATE all these social networking sites! I am on Twit (uh, Twitter). Will look for you there."

"Actually, these sites are horrible for doing that. Otis Chandler’s brat grandson has a book site that does that, Goodreads.com — I’ve blogged about that. There’s another site, mamasource.com that does that, too. These people are thieves and pigs and should be called out for it!"

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I’m Just Like Oscar Wilde – Only More Humble and Hetero

I was depressed by how Oscar’s story ended. I knew he was a broken man and died two years after release from prison, but I did not realize that his tormenter, the Marquess of Queensbury, died a broken and unloved man a few months earlier. Perhaps I should be more careful about getting into so many fights.

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I Want To Talk To You About Literature, But My Phone Keeps Ringing With Tawdry Work

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My Old Boss Flops At NBC

Ben Silverman was a pleasure to assist for two weeks in June 1997 at the William Morris agency.

Then he opened the private email of his London assistant who had been chatting with me and wanting to see the first chapter of my new book on the history of sex in film. When Ben tried to print out the document, it jammed his printer. He called William Morris screaming and got me fired not just from William Morris but from my temp agency as well.

This was one of those rare times in my life when I desperately needed money.

Such a shame to see him having a hard time at NBC. It pains me terribly.

All the character traits I experienced are now getting him into trouble. When you make a lot of needless enemies, these things happen. I knew him on his way up and I’m sure I’ll bump into him again as he goes down.

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Ten Years Ago, I Was Hustler Magazine’s Asshole of the Month

For the Holiday issue, 1999.

Bob emails: "Yikes! I just visited lf.net and was shocked at the current video of Hustler Magazine’s 1999 – Asshole of the Month. Is it me or is Luke baring more than a passing resemblance to Howard Hughes circa 1976? Time is a cruel thief."

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Winners Don’t Seek Dialogue

Imagine if a leading Reform rabbi declared Orthodox Judaism dead. How would the Orthodox react? They would yawn. Orthodox Jews in general don’t care about what the goyim think of them. That’s the advantage of living an authentic life. You are less vulnerable to the opinions of others.

I thought Rabbi Norman Lamm’s remarks (that we would soon be saying kaddish on Reform & Conservative Judaism) ridiculous but the vigorous way the Reform and Conservative movements responded shows how insecure those Jewish movements are. They’re always seeking dialogue with the Orthodox while the Orthodox repeatedly spurn them.

It’s like a guy always asking a girl out and she’s always saying no.

Who has the power in this relationship?

The more the non-Orthodox seek dialogue and dates with the Orthodox, the less the Orthodox will respect them. Winners don’t seek dialogue.

Orthodox Jews don’t mind having sex with non-Orthodox Jews but they’re not going to bring them home to mother and they’re not going to marry them.

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