Shalhevet Missing $2 Million?

So I received a bunch of interesting documents about Shalhevet.

Apparently, in 2004, an accountant was hired to go over the school’s books and halfway through his audit, he was fired by school founder Jerry Friedman.

I got sent copies of a bunch of Shalhevet checks that Jerry Friedman wrote to himself.

Here’s part of the report I’ve posted: “At a board meeting, the board approved an unsubstantiated $3.2 million loan to Jerry Friedman. This was passed after a school board member asked if Roland’s [Arnall] was OK with this booking of the loan which was answered by Jerry in the affirmative. Roland in a conversation with me said he absolutely did not say such a thing, board members were not able to get Jerry to relinquish these loans, in order to fulfill a condition that he would not advance Shalhevet funds unless all prior loans were converted to pledges. (Eventually Roland agreed to allow Jerry to keep $1.3m, still unsubstantiated, on the books.)”

Here are some further excerpts of the report:

What I found on the ground at Shalhevet was anything but what was in the job description had indicated and after a couple of months when I was able to fully access the situation I realized how much trouble the school was in. Speaking with Roland Arnall about the debt situation, he claimed it was misrepresented to him and he did not know the extent of the trouble. Initially he was going to walk, but ended up agreeing to support me in converting the business from its position as a “sunk ship” into a successful operation.

At the school board meeting last week in the interim WASC report that was presented it said in 2004 they recommend the school brings in an Executive Director and that should solve the financial and business problems, what it did not say as of 2004 was that:

* The school was found to be have a $3.5 million operating deficit and nobody knew it.

* That there was no functioning accounting or business office in place.

* The school had financed itself by not payroll taxes for years, not paying employee’s benefits, and not paying vendors. There was no credit left anywhere.

* The board of directors, who have ultimate fiduciary responsibility, were ineffective and had been misled as to the situation of the school.

* The school had alienated donors by selling and not delivering naming opportunities for a gymnasium, a library and many other promises not kept. Long term pledges were called in desperately early, and countless other broken promises had hurt the school’s credibility to fundraise.

* Covenants in the bank loan called for mitigation of known asbestos, lead and mold problems that were never rectified.

* Covenants in our bank loan called for quarterly reviewed statements that were never prepared. Accounting review of ’03 was found to be totally unreliable.

* Fire alarms were not functioning, fire exits were bolted shut. There were many documented plant issues that were safety hazards.

* Fingerprinting and background checks for teachers had not been performed.

* The previous controller was found to have been paying phantom employees. Stacks of checks were brought to Jerry that he signed without any backup. Employees were stealing from the school in a multitude of ways.

DURING MY TIME AT THE SCHOOL SOME OF THE CHALLENGES I FACED IN FIXING THE ABOVE ISSUES WERE:

* Constant pressure to fundraise to meet payroll obligations.

* Being assigned to take care of virtually every issue that came up within the institution and not having appropriate personnel to manage the projects.

* Being forced to handle issues, such as having to frantically fundraise to cover payrolls when the headmaster is on vacation out of the country.

* Dealing with abusive phone calls and messages insisting things get done or get paid when there are no resources to take care of them.

* IRS officers showed up threatening to close the school.

* The bank called the loan which necessitated having to deal with their workout group while trying to find a new lender.

* The sewage backup that flooded the downstairs (last year) was found to have not been the first time this problem happened, and it was not properly cleaned up the previous time.

* OSHA officers came in and threatened to close the school. An administrator of ours called them in with mold complaints.

* There were lawsuits from disgruntled parents who had paid in advance in good faith.

* There were lawsuits from a myriad of vendors.

* Assets were seized from our bank accounts for lawsuits that were not handled.

* Teacher contracts were in complete disarray with most teachers and administrators having some unique deal with the school, often not in writing.

* Teacher workloads were found to be widely disparate with some teachers making in excess of $80k for teaching two classes. There was nominal teacher oversight with teachers not showing up and often students going off campus. Parents frequently called with discussions about the problems with education.

* Here are some of the salaries:
Rabbi Elchanan Weinbach, $260,000
Kenneth Milman $150,000
Rabbi Avi Greene $150,000
Samuel H. Gomberg $150,000
Edward H. Eiseman, $85,000

* Over a third of the school’s education fund was going to administrators, yet the administrative team constantly passed all responsibility to the business office.

* I had prepared a professional restructuring plan that advocated cutting over $700k in admin costs that would serve to improve the education. It was ignored while responsibilities of over a third of our education costs go to administrators whose contributions should be questions as a proportion of their cost to the school.

* Having been instrumental in opening the new elementary school, I was disparaged by parts of the community for unethical hiring practices among the schools, for which I had nothing to do with.

* My first breakfast at the school was bagels and cream cheese I found to have been served on the caterer’s meat dishes. I had to change out three caterers because of the faulty assumptions of the way the administration handled the catering.

* The health department had issued warning letters to the kitchen which were not previously followed.

* Although my position entailed overseeing the budget and business of the school, I was unable to control spending and in constant conflict with the administration where Jerry ordered spending that the school did not have.

…We have a roadmap from Alan Harrison, who audits more private schools in the city than any other auditor, who said our school was by far the worst he had ever seen. Nonetheless, he had taken us on, but we have not complied nor followed up with him.

There is still work to be done and while I have lost many battles, but until a few months ago the big picture showed that I am winning the war. The previous administration responsible for the ills above seems to be on his way out. There is a more active board recognizing the problems… There is financial transparency and numbers to work with.

So what happened from June until now that things have gone awry and off track, much of the infrastructure I have built is coming unraveled, top teachers left.

THE ISSUES THAT ARE BEYOND MY CONTROL THAT NEED TO BE CORRECTED ARE:

* I had advised that the learning specialist had many computer issues because he has been downloading pornography and does not know how to delete it from his computer.

* The kitchen is constantly being asked to provide catering for the school at or below cost which will show a loss and shouldn’t (ie, an event at Jerry’s house he approved and had our kitchen personnel)

* I have the school van being driven by one of our maintenance personnel who does not have the proper license. I have also seen many van rentals when we now have our own van.

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I Won’t Be Giving Gifts This Hanukkah

Instead I’ll be sending the most important people in my life links to my favorite blog posts about myself.

Happy holidays!

I won’t be participating in the commercialization of the sacred.

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Should I Date Sharon Tay Of KCBS TV?

It seems like she’s had a lot of suffering in her dating life and I am feeling great compassion for her.

From a KCBS TV blog:

Herewith, Let’s Blog! is proud to present the top-five (alright, six) list of Sharon Tay’s Dating Don’ts:

I have been single for a long time. But HATE dating! In fact I can probably write a book about my experiences.. no.. two books! OK, a series!

They would all be based on the quirky.. borderline horrible… process of finding Mr. Right.. OK.. I’ll settle for Mr. Right Now!

Guys.. what you need to know about winning women over..

1. Don’t move your stuff into her house after two weeks of dating!

2. Don’t call her by the third person! It’s weird.. not to mention.. creepy.

3. Get the message when you see signs, that she’s not that into you.. Otherwise, you’re perceived as clingy.. even worse.. a stalker.

4. Don’t offer to pay, when you really don’t have money in your pocket.

5. “What’s up” …in a text .. is not “Hello.”

6. You’re married.. so don’t go there!

(Frankly; Sharon is so sweet, any dating issues involving her, I instantly would blame on the other party.) Thanks Sharon!

I couldn’t find Sharon’s email address, so I sent this to the KCBS news tip line (chivalry is not dead!):

Hi,

I would like to date Sharon Tay.

Perhaps you could forward this and suggest she check out my blog Lukeford.net.

Her days of suffering as a single girl may be over.

God bless and thank you for doing this mitzvah,

Luke Ford

PS. Do you think she might be interested in converting to Orthodox Judaism?

Chaim Amalek emails me: The key to successful dating is to meet the person you marry and with whom you ultimately breed while you are still in your twenties. For women (and for most men, ie the non-rich), the closer you get to your mid-thirties without having accomplished this, the fewer and poorer your options. But hey, maybe she’s over forty and her options have finally narrowed down to a man with a van!

PS All Asian women look like they can be sorted into no more than four or five bins for looks. Granted, the best of them are cute, but the typical Asian beauty simply can’t hold a candle to a beautiful White woman under thirty (e.g. January Jones from Mad Men). And Asian American women have totally become the new JAPS.

What’s there to “snare”? I just wiki-ed her, and she’s over 43 years old. Probably not many men anywhere who are at her social level or higher and anywhere near her age or older (no need to discuss these prerequisites – that’s life) are looking to date, screw, or marry a 43 year old woman. I mean, you don’t see Tiger Woods (or his mid forties equivalent) dating 43 year old women, do you?

Luke Luke Luke, whenever I encounter one of these threads, one though inevitably comes to mind: you were meant to marry Holly Randall.

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Social Class Anxiety

I’m curious about markers for social class in the United States.

What I am not talking about is money. I know there are rich and poor. I’m interested in figuring out behavior and cataloguing it as low class, middle class and upper class. I’m interested in zeroing in on behavior that indicates class anxiety.

I’m not curious what income level distinguishes lower class from middle class from upper class. I am curious about the behaviors that distinguish class, no matter how much money one has. Some behaviors and choices are low class even if they done by the filthy rich (I’m thinking about the trashy behavior of many rappers, rockers, actors, athletes, etc).

Class anxiety seems most pronounced at the boundaries between lower class and middle class and upper class.

Cathy Seipp was very interested in class. She talked about this woman in a trailer home who talked about her space for “crafts.”

Environmental causes and national parks and PBS and NPR and classical music seem to be the province of the middle and upper classes.

If you walk into a living room and it is oriented to the TV, that strikes me as low class. Not having a library (or a library card) strikes me as low class. Not having a passport strikes me as low class.

The working class seem obsessed with teaching their children to adhere to external standards while the middle class try to inculcate internal standards.

Not wanting to talk about class anxiety or class markers, what does that indicate? A desire not to appear vulgar? This strikes me as middle class. The lower class and the upper class are more cognizant and accept of the reality of social class.

Wikipedia says:

Parental views are the perhaps most essential factor in determining the socialization process which shapes new members of society.[5] The values and standards used in child rearing are commonly closely related to the parent’s occupational status.[2] Parents from the professional class tend to raise their children to become curious independent thinkers, while working class parents raise their children to have a more communal perspective with a strong respect for authority.[2] Middle class parents tend to emphasize internal standards and values while working class parents emphasize external values.[2] Sociologist Dennis Gilbert uses a list of values identified by Melvin Kohn to be typical of the professional middle and working class. Middle class parents values for their children and themselves included: “Consideration of Others, Self-Control, Curiosity, Happiness, Honesty, Tolerance of Nonconformity, Open to Innovation… Self-Direction.” This contrasted with surveyed working class individuals, who reported: “Manners, Obedience… Neatness, Cleanliness, Strong Punishment of Deviant Behavior, Stock to Old Ways, People not Trustworthy… Strict Leadership” as values for themselves and their children. There is a strong correlation between these values and the occupational activities of the respondents. The job characteristics of middle class respondents included: “Work Independently, Varied Tasks, Work with People or Data,” versus working class parents of reported “Close Supervision and Repetitive Work…”

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Rabbi Kalmann Topp’s Quaint Vision For Beth Jacob — Torah!

The vision thing. It seems like Rabbi Topp at Beth Jacob has it. He teaches two serious Torah classes during the week and a serious parsha shiur on Shabbos morning. He seems to have a vision for Beth Jacob — serious study of Torah. I wonder how it will go over.

Beth Jacob has the highest percentage of Torah students (about 25% of the men) of any Modern Orthodox shul in Los Angeles.

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Join the fun!

YourMoralLeader: tell Guru Luke about the ways men are hitting on you
Beth: It’s a phenomenon I’d heard about but never experienced. Men like sleeping with married women because they don’t have to commit. The chick’s already committed elsewhere. I wouldn’t sleep with a married man without his wife’s permission.
YourMoralLeader: women like sleeping with married guys because it shows someone values them
Beth: I don’t judge. Monogamy’s not for everyone but that doesn’t mean you can’t make an emotional commitment. You’re wife #1. You come first. That’s a commitment, even if the guy is nailing everything that moves.

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Coffee at the Pharmacy: Gourmet Prescription

I was a hardcore coffee drinker for years, someone who loved the great taste of a fresh brewed cup of gourmet java. Until my body said, Stop! The subsequent indigestion – call it coffee catharsis – was too great to bear . . . and I finally stopped drinking the stuff. Bear in mind I craved coffee because – surprise! – the really good beans taste great. And I had no intention of buying some medicated, diluted, mediocre “coffee flavored” substitute as a means of satisfying my longing for the real thing. No thanks. So coffee was like a former lover: something I remembered fondly, but could never have again. And then I discovered Puroast

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Divine Truth?

From The Jerusalem Post:

A niggling curiosity about colors started the whole thing. “For many years, I found myself idly wondering if the name value of colors mentioned in the Bible had any relationship to their wave frequency,” says Ben-Gurion University of the Negev Professor Haim Shore.

“In the scheme of things, that’s an outrageous suggestion – why would anyone think that the Hebrew name for colors mentioned in the Bible – red, green, yellow – would bear any relationship to the wave frequency of the color itself?” he asks. “Finally, just for fun, I checked it out. When I saw the results, I was stunned. It was a heck of a coincidence, but the two were linearly related.”

“The Hebrew word for the color actually matched the color’s wave frequency,” Shore says. “How could that be?”

Shore’s methodology was relatively simple. He took the Hebrew names of five colors that appear in the Bible – red (adom), yellow (tzahov), green (yerakon), blue (tchelet) and purple or magenta (argaman) – and calculated a numerical value for each word by adding the total values of the letters, with aleph as one, bet as two, etc. Then he plotted them on a graph. The vertical axis charted the colors’ wave frequencies, which are scientifically established, while along the horizontal axis, the ‘CNV’, Color Name Value, appeared. When it was complete, “I was astonished,” Shore recalls.

“The five points on the graph formed a straight line – which means that the names of the colors related directly to their established wave frequencies.” It was a straight-out statistical analysis, Shore says. “I didn’t manipulate a single number in doing the analysis.”

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I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

When I quit writing on porn in October of 2007, I had $6,000 in the bank. Now I have $26,000 in credit card debt. I have $10,000 in other debts. And I owe my family about $9,000.

Over the past 18 months, I’ve spent $2000 on Alexander Technique lessons and about $8500 on Alexander Teacher training. I’ve spent about $4,000 on acupuncture and about $2500 on psycho-therapy and about $1800 on physical therapy and about $5,000 on other medical expenses (including health insurance of $300 a month).

I’ve had friends who’ve helped me out over the past two years. One guy I barely knew (I’d just exchanged a couple of terse emails) paypaled me $1100. Others have donated about $200 total. Other friends have steered work my way, allowing me earn about $3,000.

So my biggest source of help over the past two years has come from my family. I’ve never borrowed from them before (but they helped me out considerably during my years in the wilderness of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome).

I feel keenly indebted to my family. I feel closer to them now that I need their help so immediately and viscerally. I feel like this has brought us closer. I walk around feeling gratitude for their help. I want to be extra nice to them. I want to reciprocate their generosity to me.

When I use email to ask them for loans, I make sure it is a good email, correctly spelled and punctuated and fill with lots of chatty news about my life.

I’m going to keep needing their help over the next two years as I come up with $16,000 for Alexander teacher training.

This binds us together.

They’ve never questioned me when I’ve asked for help. I’ve only asked for help when I needed it and they sent it.

I wonder what would happen if there was no welfare. We’d all be more dependent on our families and on our communities. What if I got my health insurance through my shul? We’d all look out for each other and over each other. We wouldn’t want our members to engage in risky behaviors so we could keep our health premiums down. We might sign pledges to not smoke and to not have unprotected anal sex with Haitian males.

What if I depended on my shul for welfare? For loans? For cooked meals during illness?

I’d be less likely to write things that might endanger my relationship with my shul.

A country without welfare would force people to develop closer ties with others and to build up community. If the government is going to help the homeless, I feel less incentive to go volunteer to help the homeless.

If I were to get welfare from the government instead of my family, I’d be less dependent on my family and have less incentive to nurture those relationships.

Welfare undercuts people’s need to bond with others and to treasure family ties and to build up community.

If I were dependent on a wife for getting me through school, I’d be far less likely to cheat on her with some hot young stuff. Sure, the sex would be enticing, but if I depended on her helping me with my tuition before I could get my degree or certification, I’d think twice and thrice before screwing around.

Sometimes, dependency is good.

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Sexting

I’m live on my cam providing a safe, nurturing and supportive environment for Torah Jews to discuss the great moral issues of the day:

Beth: Luke, let’s discuss some of the topics you’ve mentioned recently. How do you feel about sexting?
JOE: WAT
heynonnienoe: sexting is texting with your genitals hanging out?
heynonnienoe: let your fingers to the walking
Beth: Jenny, what’s in called in the Uk when someone sends sexually-charged text messages or photos?
heynonnienoe: its called perving beth;)
heynonnienoe: textual frustration
Beth: Well now you’ve a new word for it, spread it around. 😉
YourMoralLeader: i had a girl text me a topless photo
JOE: U NEED TO GET THOSE ELBOWS SORTED OUT
YourMoralLeader: it made me very happy, particularly when I showed my mate roger
heynonnienoe: was she seeking guidance lol
YourMoralLeader: input
Beth: She was asking you to check her posture and you blew it.
JOE: HAD SHE A NICE BODY
jenny: what girl?
YourMoralLeader: hottie
YourMoralLeader: someone i’d been seeing on and off for a year
JOE: OOOOOOH
Beth: Luke won’t give me his mobile number, he’s afraid I’ll sext him while he’s davening

ChaimAmalek: Do any of you think less of the products Tiger Woods endorses now that he has been caught cheating on his Aryan Goddess wife with SEVEN other White women?
ChaimAmalek: I know I don’t.
ChaimAmalek: The only question is: how many white women does a brotha need?
ChaimAmalek: If he were Jewish, he’d have been far more circumspect in his affairs.

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