Sexting

I’m live on my cam providing a safe, nurturing and supportive environment for Torah Jews to discuss the great moral issues of the day:

Beth: Luke, let’s discuss some of the topics you’ve mentioned recently. How do you feel about sexting?
JOE: WAT
heynonnienoe: sexting is texting with your genitals hanging out?
heynonnienoe: let your fingers to the walking
Beth: Jenny, what’s in called in the Uk when someone sends sexually-charged text messages or photos?
heynonnienoe: its called perving beth;)
heynonnienoe: textual frustration
Beth: Well now you’ve a new word for it, spread it around. 😉
YourMoralLeader: i had a girl text me a topless photo
JOE: U NEED TO GET THOSE ELBOWS SORTED OUT
YourMoralLeader: it made me very happy, particularly when I showed my mate roger
heynonnienoe: was she seeking guidance lol
YourMoralLeader: input
Beth: She was asking you to check her posture and you blew it.
JOE: HAD SHE A NICE BODY
jenny: what girl?
YourMoralLeader: hottie
YourMoralLeader: someone i’d been seeing on and off for a year
JOE: OOOOOOH
Beth: Luke won’t give me his mobile number, he’s afraid I’ll sext him while he’s davening

ChaimAmalek: Do any of you think less of the products Tiger Woods endorses now that he has been caught cheating on his Aryan Goddess wife with SEVEN other White women?
ChaimAmalek: I know I don’t.
ChaimAmalek: The only question is: how many white women does a brotha need?
ChaimAmalek: If he were Jewish, he’d have been far more circumspect in his affairs.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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