It seems like she’s had a lot of suffering in her dating life and I am feeling great compassion for her.
Herewith, Let’s Blog! is proud to present the top-five (alright, six) list of Sharon Tay’s Dating Don’ts:
I have been single for a long time. But HATE dating! In fact I can probably write a book about my experiences.. no.. two books! OK, a series!
They would all be based on the quirky.. borderline horrible… process of finding Mr. Right.. OK.. I’ll settle for Mr. Right Now!
Guys.. what you need to know about winning women over..
1. Don’t move your stuff into her house after two weeks of dating!
2. Don’t call her by the third person! It’s weird.. not to mention.. creepy.
3. Get the message when you see signs, that she’s not that into you.. Otherwise, you’re perceived as clingy.. even worse.. a stalker.
4. Don’t offer to pay, when you really don’t have money in your pocket.
5. “What’s up” …in a text .. is not “Hello.”
6. You’re married.. so don’t go there!
(Frankly; Sharon is so sweet, any dating issues involving her, I instantly would blame on the other party.) Thanks Sharon!
I couldn’t find Sharon’s email address, so I sent this to the KCBS news tip line (chivalry is not dead!):
Hi,
I would like to date Sharon Tay.
Perhaps you could forward this and suggest she check out my blog Lukeford.net.
Her days of suffering as a single girl may be over.
God bless and thank you for doing this mitzvah,
Luke Ford
PS. Do you think she might be interested in converting to Orthodox Judaism?
Chaim Amalek emails me: The key to successful dating is to meet the person you marry and with whom you ultimately breed while you are still in your twenties. For women (and for most men, ie the non-rich), the closer you get to your mid-thirties without having accomplished this, the fewer and poorer your options. But hey, maybe she’s over forty and her options have finally narrowed down to a man with a van!
PS All Asian women look like they can be sorted into no more than four or five bins for looks. Granted, the best of them are cute, but the typical Asian beauty simply can’t hold a candle to a beautiful White woman under thirty (e.g. January Jones from Mad Men). And Asian American women have totally become the new JAPS.
What’s there to “snare”? I just wiki-ed her, and she’s over 43 years old. Probably not many men anywhere who are at her social level or higher and anywhere near her age or older (no need to discuss these prerequisites – that’s life) are looking to date, screw, or marry a 43 year old woman. I mean, you don’t see Tiger Woods (or his mid forties equivalent) dating 43 year old women, do you?
Luke Luke Luke, whenever I encounter one of these threads, one though inevitably comes to mind: you were meant to marry Holly Randall.
