Conductor Gustavo Dudamel Injures Neck

Well, of course he pulled a muscle during a concert because he’s always clenching and compressing his neck. The bloke badly needs lessons in Alexander Technique.

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Judaism & Yoga

Alon emails: Hi Luke,

Via google, I came across a piece you wrote last year comparing Kundalini Yoga to Orthodox Judaism.

As an orthodox Jew who is considering yoga as a means toward greater spirituality, I was curious to know where that search took you.

Did you continue with the yoga? Were you able to find spirituality within Judaism? Were you able to resolve the conflict? I get conflicting messages. My own mind tells me that this is a powerful path toward self realization, but I have also been warned by a very spiritual and mystical rabbi that everything I am looking for is in our religion, and that the rest is “tamay”.

What are your thoughts?

Luke says: I think that yoga, from a Torah perspective, is “strange fire.” I still go almost every day but I feel very ambivalent. I don’t feel like it is in line with my Orthodox Judaism. I can see the day coming when I will stop going to yoga and go to shul more often. I feel like I am dallying with another religion by going to yoga so much.

On the other hand, I find that Alexander Technique is perfectly fine by Orthodox Judaism (well, maybe not the stuff where you work with the opposite sex).

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The Liberal/Conservative Divide On The Kid Tasered In Philadelphia

I am a conservative. I have an instinctive fear of any threat to law and order. I like to see people who disrupt things punished. I liked it that Singapore caned that American tagger more than a decade ago.

Conservatives are cool with the police tasing that kid who ran on to the field during the Philadelphia Phillies game earlier this week. Liberals don’t like it.

Why the difference?

Conservatives are sick of liberals always siding with law-breakers and I am sure that liberals are sick of conservatives always siding with law enforcement.

Report:

In a stunning (pun intended) announcement Wednesday, the Philadelphia Phillies said security personnel would no longer use Taser guns on fans who jump onto the field during games, but instead would chase and beat those fans senseless with Louisville Slugger bats.

No, we kid.

Actually what the Phillies announced Wednesday was that their own security personnel — and not Philadelphia police officers — would chase and apprehend field jumpers from now on.

The announcement came two days after 17-year-old Steven Consalvi jumped on the field in the eighth inning of Monday’s Phillies-St. Louis Cardinals game and led beefy security personnel on a wild chase before he was subdued with a Taser gun wielded by a Philly police officer.

From now on, said the Phillies, police officers would be used to subdue field jumpers only if more force is necessary.

In an equally stunning (no pun intended this time) move, Consalvi’s lawyer issued a statement saying that Consalvi’s “family hopes and prays that people will understand that teenagers do impulsive things.”

Um, “impulsive?”

Didn’t Consalvi admit to calling his dad prior to jumping on the field?

And asking his dad what he thought of the idea?

And hearing his dad say he didn’t think it was such a good idea?

Doesn’t sound too impulsive when you weigh all that.

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Jewish Las Vegas Suit

Report from The Las Vegas Tribune:

On March 30, 2010, a charge of discrimination

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‘We Love You N——‘

Many Seventh-Day Adventist churches divide up by race. There are Korean churches and black churches and the like.

I remember that interracial marriages were discouraged at Avondale College in Australia where I grew up (until my parents and I moved to the Napa Valley in 1977).

During the 1960s, an Adventist white congregation invited some black students from the black Oakwood College to give a Sabbath program. The roped off area for these students was not big enough, so many of the blacks had to sit elsewhere. This was against the church’s policy, so the deacons tried to usher the blacks out.

One old white guy stood up and said, “I’ve got six bullets here and they all say n—– on them.”

The minister’s wife began crying. “We love you n——,” she said, “but we just don’t want you to sit with us.” (From page 285 of the book Seeking A Sanctuary)

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Converting Jews To Seventh-Day Adventism

I spent much of January 1991 with friends at Pacific Union College in the Napa Valley. I met a guy who was raised Jewish and converted to Seventh-Day Adventism.

I told him about my journey to Judaism.

From page 275 of the book Seeking A Sanctuary:

“However, it was for the nation’s Jews that greater efforts were made. Believing that they “will receive our literature more favorably because it comes from Sabbath-keeping, non-pork eating Christians,” Adventists approached them with high hopes. But Adventist feelings of affinity with Judaism were unreciprocated, and apart from the establishment of a Jewish church of 25 members in New York in 1949, these endeavors met with little success. Nonetheless, a few later Jewish converts, such as the writer Clifford Goldstein, were to become leading lights in the denomination.”

Adventists tend to conform to state authority. Their religion imbues them with a passive attitude towards life. The church discourages individual initiative and praises conformity.

From pages 193-194:

For example, in Hitler’s Germany, the wish to avoid confrontation was undoubtedly a factor in the development of the church’s open support for the Nazi party. German Adventist leaders completely associated themselves with the aims and objectives of their nation at that time. They denounced the Treaty of Versailles, accepted the theory of Aryan purity, and particularly welcomed the arrival of a Fuhrer who abstained from tea, coffee, alcohol, and meat. They fully supported the Nazi notion of “living room” and applauded the remilitarization of the Rhineland, the annexation of Austria, and the march into the Sudetenland. They also merged their welfare activities with those of the state and replaced the Jewish sounding “Sabbath” with the German word for rest day, Ruhetag, all in what turned out to be a successful effort to evade proscription.

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The Lost Meaning Of The Seventh Day Lecture

You’ve seen the book, now hear the lecture!

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Don’t Depend On A Single Source For Happiness

A caller to Dennis Prager’s radio show Friday, April 30, said: “A clear way to have happiness is to think of our life as a pier. Each pillar on that pier should give us happiness and sustain us. Each pillar could be things like faith, husband, family, work, hobbies.”

Dennis says WASPs are about the only group that does not heavily depend for its happiness on their children. Ethnics overwhelmingly look to their kids for their happiness.

I remember once describing my family to my ethnic therapist as “about average close for white people.”

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Like Jesus In The Wilderness

Bob emails: As far as I can see Jews, by nature, nurture or necessity are a rather industrious lot. Can the word “industrious” really be used by a rational person to describe Luke Ford (the blogger not the actor)?

Yes, he let a Rabbi prick his penis with a needle and he never pays full retail, but does that really make him Kosher? Honestly, his most Jewish trait is his attraction to shiksas.

I’m just sayin’.

Chaim Amalek emails: I ask you to consider all of the special snares and temptations Luke (Levi) has had to fend off while on his path to becoming a Jew, temptations that few born Jews need ever confront. First there were the many porn Succubi, eager to wrap Luke in the pleasures of their flesh. Then came the Demoness Holly Randall, probably sent by Satan himself to tempt Luke with her fertile Aryan flesh and the promise of never having to work a day in his life with her unstated promise to let him live a life of leisure in Malibu. And all along were the taunts and rejections of the uncaring Torah-True rabbinate; the threat posed by the fists of Mike Albo (actually an angel of God sent to straighten Luke out); to say nothing of all the other temptations that the torah-true Jew faces in his everyday life, like lobster and shaving cream.

Like Jesus in the wilderness wrestling with Satan, Luke fought them off and today is an authentic Torah-true Jew of the sort that the priestly foes of Jesus would have recognized as one of their own. So let us stop speaking of Luke as though he were some pretend wannabe Jew and acknowledge that while he might not be a Semite, he is fully Jewish.

Bob emails: I note your defense of Luke’s Jewishness is full of Christian imagery.

“Thus spake Luke, “Shiksa, get thee behind me!”

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Rabbi Kalman Topp – Prodigy

Joe emails: By the age at which he spent time at Har Etzion, I am thinking he is about 37-38. He works the room like a rabbi in his 50s.

I think that Orthodox shuls should give up with the “pasotoral” version of a Rabbi – Rabbis are not mental health specialists. What they are are full time experts in the code – that code implicitly answers the pastoral questions – you are depressed – then turn to the torah and seeks its answers and you will not be depressed – if you doubt the torah’s solutions, then try therapy and all the BS there, but do not expect a rabbi to right the wrongs based on anything else but his transmission of the Torah.

The only key qualification for an orthodox rabbi should be a talmid chacham – an erudite scholar – however, he must be able to work the room, not just a page of gemara. If you want a shrink, the phone book is full of them and they have offices full of people who have been in therapy for many years. There are not such full phone books of scholars in torah who can transmit the code to the laity.

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