Most People Who Have A Life Don’t Demonstrate

After a speech to Chabad of Conejo Valley on Jan. 13, 2009, Dennis was asked about anti-Israel demonstrations on Wilshire Blvd that gathered ten times as many people as the counter pro-Israel demonstrations.

Twenty five minutes in, Dennis says: “Most people who have a life don’t demonstrate… I started my public life at Soviet Jewry demonstrations, so I know their importance, but it is harder to gather people who have a constructive life than people who have destructive lives. Everybody here probably has a family to take care of and most of you are gainfully employed and are involved in community life. Do you think people shouting ‘Death to Israel’ are involved in anything constructive? They go from here to the Salvation Army?”

Dennis was asked for his assessment of the first four hours of the new season [meaning the seventh season] of 24.

He replies: “Are you including the two hours in Africa?”

Man: “Sure.”

Dennis: “I don’t see it live because I can’t sit through the commercials without going to the bathroom. I get that nervous. He has picked a weak spot in my life — 24. If you don’t know what it is, do not ask anyone. Do not watch it. Do not read about it. The thing is so damn addicting that I regret having watched a second. I don’t even watch TV and I’m addicted. It’s well acted and you get involved with the people. You care about them. But my favorite thing is — there is a guy, the hero of these episodes, who fights evil for a living.”

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Rabbi Marc Schneier Headed For His Fourth Divorce

He’s got a few more divorces before he catches up with Zalman Schachter-Shalomi.

Rabbi Schneier has told his West Hampton congregation that he has bipolar disorder and is taking a Sabbatical.

June 27, 2010, the New York Post reports:

Respected Rabbi Marc Schneier has split from his fourth wife and is now spending time with a younger woman.

A source tells us the rabbi and wife Tobi Rubinstein-Schneier are divorcing after splitting a few months ago, and he has since started spending time with an attractive brunette in her 30s named Gitty.

Schneier, founding rabbi of the New York Synagogue and the Hampton Synagogue in Westhampton, is also a spiritual adviser to stars including Russell Simmons and Steven Spielberg. He and Tobi have been married for three years.

Schneier, 51, is also the founder and president of the Foundation for Ethnic Understanding. He often jets around the world to improve interfaith relations and met with Pope Benedict at the Vatican last year.

Schneier, named by Newsweek as one of the 50 most influential American rabbis, recently told his congregation that he’s suffering from bipolar disorder.

A source told us: “He’s divorcing his fourth wife. He’s a great leader in the Jewish community, he’s just not very good at marriage.

“He met Gitty after he was separated from Tobi and they are spending time together.”

A spokesman for Rabbi Schneier, Ken Sunshine, said: “Marc Schneier is a renowned worldwide leader, and a pioneer in Muslim-Jewish relations. He has been dealing with a very serious illness, and we will have no comment on rumor or innuendo.”

Here’s a collection of articles about Rabbi Marc Schneier in the Forward.

According to Wikipedia:

Marc Schneier (born January 26,1959) is an American rabbi, and founder and president of The Foundation for Ethnic Understanding, [1] and the founding rabbi of The Hampton Synagogue in Westhampton Beach, New York and the New York Synagogue in Manhattan.

Schneier is also chairman of the World Jewish Congress American Section, and past president of the North American Board of Rabbis and the New York Board of Rabbis, as well as serving on the boards and executive committees of numerous organizations. He is the son of Rabbi Arthur Schneier, founder of the NGO, the Appeal of Conscience Foundation.

A graduate of Yeshiva University, Schneier was rated number 37 of the top 50 most influential American rabbis by Newsweek magazine in 2007, and one of the 50 most prominent Jews in the United States by Forward. An advocate of tolerance and understanding between different ethnicities, he has been honored by the United States Congress as well as the State of Israel, and is the recipient of the Kelly Miller Smith Ecumenical Award from the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, the Martin Luther King, Jr. “Measure of a Man” award from the NAACP, the Ellis Island Medal of Honor, the Civil Rights Leadership Award in Honor of Martin Luther King, Jr., the New York State Martin Luther King, Jr. Medal, and the American Civil Rights Education Services Civil Rights Award.

Schneier has written and spoken extensively on intergroup relations, and is a frequent guest on television and radio talk shows. He is the author of the book, Shared Dreams, an account of the relationship between the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and the Jewish community during the civil rights era, published in January, 2000; the Foundation for Ethnic Understanding, which he founded with Joseph Papp and is chaired by Hip hop mogul Russell Simmons, produced a student guide based on the book which was distributed to thousands of Jewish and black students in hundreds of high schools and colleges in the United States.

In February 2009, he met with Pope Benedict XVI after the controversy over negationist comments by SSPX bishop Richard Williamson[1].

For his 50th birthday, his wife, Tobi Rubinstein-Schneier, arranged for a 400 lb. endangered Asian lion to be donated in his honor at the Jerusalem Biblical Zoo [2]. The lion was renamed “Rabbi Marc”.

ISRAEL NATIONAL NEWS REPORTS MAY 25, 2010:

A New York City orthodox rabbi says his popularity at the White House is probably due to his outreach efforts in the Muslim world.

Rabbi Marc Schneier, is one of the very few Orthodox guests reported to be on the list for an upcoming White House reception celebrating Jewish Heritage Month.

…Other than Schneier, few — if any — are expected to be Orthodox Jews or rabbinical scholars. The rabbi, who heads two congregations in the Big Apple and spoke at the 2008 Democratic Convention, told the Associated Press that he believes he was invited for political reasons. Rabbi Schneier is president of the Foundation for Ethnic Understanding, an interfaith group he founded in 1989 with the late Joseph Papp. He also has a long track record in building ties with the black community, both in New York and nationwide.

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Conspiracy Theories

I grew up in a world immersed in conspiracy theories. I grew up in Seventh-Day Adventism, one giant conspiracy theory (lifestyle SDAs are the least likely to believe in such theories and the most likely to achieve in the world and the least likely to stay in the church, while historic Adventists are the most likely to believe in such conspiracies, the most passionately devoted to the church, and the least likely group of Adventists to distinguish themselves in the wider world).

There are 15 million Adventists in the world but you almost never hear about them because they are about as irrelevant a group as you can find. They get almost no academic and journalistic coverage because their conspiracy theories and church-taught passivity (waiting for the soon coming of Christ to take them to a much better world) do not lead to achievement.

My father, an evangelist and Bible scholar, was constantly importuned by nutters who wanted his time so they could elaborate their various views on how the world would end, how the papacy would bring about national Sunday laws and persecute Sabbath-keepers and the like.

I grew up with people immersed in various conspiracy theories about how John F. Kennedy was not assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. Many of these same people had conspiracy theories about there never was a Holocaust.

All these conspiracy theorists had something in common — they were losers. My father’s friends who had PhDs from good universities or who were medical doctors were rarely prone to conspiracy theories.

People who feel in charge of their lives are rarely prone to conspiracy theories.

Blacks in America are particularly prone to conspiracy theories, but not the successful blacks, rather, the blacks who are at the bottom rung of society.

Palestinians are prone to conspiracy theories as is much of the Islamic world, because this is a low moral world with little intellectual and capitalist and artistic achievement.

As soon as you hear somebody spouting a conspiracy theory, you know you’re dealing with an unhappy loser (are there any happy losers?).

I know only one Jew who believes in conspiracy theories. This type of thinking is about as rare in Jewish life as bathroom humor (Jews rarely tell jokes about excretory functions).

The New York Times reports:

Conspiracy theory is a national sport in Pakistan, where the main players

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In The USA, You Determine How People Will React To You

On his radio show today, Dennis Prager says: “I’ve had this terrible sciatica recur. It’s very bad right now. It’s where you have a disc from your spine bulging out and touching nerves, the sciatic nerve goes down the back of your leg to your ankle. There’s nothing you can do about the pain because nerves are nerves. I’ll probably end up with surgery. It’s a routine surgery. Don’t send me all the solutions. I’ve tried most of them and they worked for most of the time but now it is too much of a disc bulge, it is nine millimeters. It’s huge.

“I should be rolling across airports. When I went to Denver this past weekend to speak with Sarah Palin and Hugh Hewitt, I was wheeled around in a wheelchair. I could walk but not far. It was too painful.

“I was in a wheelchair and I had never been in a wheelchair before. It’s a different way of looking at the world.

“When you encounter someone in a wheelchair in an elevator, who’s the one to break the ice?

“I decided that when I was wheeled around, I would act as I act when I walk around. I found that people reacted the same way. I am very sensitive to human reaction. Once the wheelchair person did the everything is OK, everything is normal, everyone is happy. I kidded around with kids, with adults. Same reaction.

“Maybe it is the handicapped who need to put the non-handicapped at ease as much as the non-handicapped need to put the handicapped at ease. We are such a pity-based compassion-based culture that we don’t make any demands on people upon whom we have compassion — the poor, the minority, the handicapped. We hurt these people.

“To say that society must do all the work is terrible advice.

“I say to the handicapped, you are as responsible for how you are perceived as the non-handicapped.

“The minority is as responsible for making the majority feel comfortable as vice-versa.”

“You act like you are persecuted, you’ll feel persecuted. You act normal, you’ll be treated normal.”

“The biggest fraudulent line of the left is power to the people. It’s power to the state and disempower people.”

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He Would Just Kill You

A friend calls. “You should change the slogan on your blog to ‘The Original Moishe Rosen — Accept No Substitutes.'”

Luke: “Great. That will get me thrown out of shul.”

Friend: “I demand that you do a post as the resurrected Moishe Rosen.”

Luke: “I’m trying to blend in with the Jews.”

Friend: “He was buried in his tallis.”

Luke: “What would he say?”

Friend: “My moral bank account doesn’t have overdraft protection. Does TARP apply to my moral bank account?

“Blog that you are living proof of the incarnation because he is risen. Moishe Rosen to Luke Ford. Resurrection.

“I want you, me and Eliot Stein to open a glatt kosher vegan deli. He can slice pastrami-flavored tofu behind the counter. You could be the host. I’ll do the books. Someone’s going to ask you if your beard is going to get in their soup. No way, man, I shampoo it three times a day.”

“Are there any Saudi or Egyptian architecture or engineering ex-pats in your class?”

Luke: “Yeah. They’re just learning to take off but not to land.”

Friend: “Maybe your class is just a sleeper cell.”

“I got friendly again with Mary*. I offered to take her to pizza. She said, why can’t we just bring it back to my place? I said, because you have cats and I’m allergic. Also, cats give me the creeps.

“She went off on how that cat saved her life when someone tried to break into her apartment and I told her to call LAPD and ask for Christie Love. She said, ‘I could’ve been raped and killed.’

“I said, trust me, they would’ve just killed you.”

“I noticed that she was in a relationship according to Facebook with my friend Matt in Dallas. I said to him, how could you be dating someone you’ve never met?

“I told my brother — who’s never met Matt, only online — and he texted me back: ‘Who cares? Matt’s just some guy who lives in my computer.’

“Matt got into a debate with Muslims on Facebook. He was making fun of Mohammed. This Muslim woman told him he was racist. He replied, I should just come over and rape you.

“So here where it gets great. Mary calls him at work and asks him, ‘Are you seeing other people? Are you sleeping around? You’re not attracted to me? You want to have sex with this Muslim woman?'”

He’s incredulous. “Sex with this woman? I threatened to rape her!”

Mary concluded, “We’re not good for each other.”

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EveryJew.com Revolutionizing The Way Jews Talk To Each Other

The Jewish Journal‘s social networking site EveryJew.com has completely changed the way Jews relate to each other.

My male friends report it has enabled them to date an entirely higher quality and younger variety of female than was available to them on MySpace, Facebook, and JDate.

“Those bitches on Facebook and JDate are a bunch of uptight JAPs,” says Joe. “On Facebook, they don’t even wait to decline my friend requests. They just knock them back the moment they get them. On JDate, the ladies either don’t respond to my emails or they say, “I just don’t think we have enough in common.” God, how I wish I didn’t post all those Ashlyn Gere pics back in the day on newsgroups.”

Here’s the link: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-social-networking-site-changing-the-way-oh-chr,17465/

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Orthodox Man Hesitates Five Seconds Before Patronizing Kosher Restaurant Without Ethics Certification

LOS ANGELES: Modern Orthodox Jew Brad Gold found himself debating in his mind Monday whether or not to eat at his favorite kosher deli. On the one hand, the food looked good, on the other hand, he could find in its window no “Peulat Sachir” ethics certification from the local Modern Orthodox rabbinate.

“Does not God belong in the workplace?” asked Brad as he stood outside Pico Kosher Deli. “How do I know that the workers here get all their legally mandated breaks and are never discriminated against for their sexual orientation? Oy, I want a corn beef sandwich but how could I stomach such a thing if the owners of this joint have not attended their rabbinically mandated lectures on ethics in business?”

Brad solved his quandary in the amount of time it usually takes him to respond to “Barchu” and consumed a hearty lunch. Afterwards, he wondered why there were no pushkes attached to the benchers so he could reduce the problem of hunger currently obsessing his Jewish Federation as a way to recruit more young Jews.

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Republicans Expected To Grill Elena Kagan On All Her Murders


Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming

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God Is Not One

When speaking to Jews and Christians, Dennis Prager often says that if you served Jews and Christians equally unripe cantaloupe, Jews would complain more because Jews don’t think suffering is good while Christians view suffering as Christlike.

Christianity encourages a passive relationship to personal suffering and to God and to Bible.

On Tuesday, Dennis Prager spent an hour interviewing Stephen Prothero, author of the new book, God Is Not One: The Eight Rival Religions That Run the World–and Why Their Differences Matter.

Stephen: “There’s a culture of complaint against God in Judaism that Christians find hard. My daughter went to a bat mitzvah recently. She saw this girl get up and read the Torah portion and then complain about it and say this isn’t fair to girls, what’s going on here?

“My daughter thought, how could this be? This is a religious service. She was used to the idea that whatever it says in the Bible is just right and you don’t fight with it. You don’t complain about it. You don’t shake your fist at God.

“In Buddhism, suffering doesn’t ennoble. There isn’t this idea that suffering is a good thing, Jesus suffered, we’ll learn from suffering, maybe we should endorse suffering because it will build our character. The tradition aims to get rid of suffering.”

“In Buddhism, you can fix suffering by a mental adjustment rather than by going out into the world and fixing the world. This is why Judaism and Christianity have had a different attitude to social justice than Buddhism, which holds that you were born into the situation you deserved.”

In a dialogue with a Buddhist monk on his old show “Religion on the Line”, Dennis said to the bloke, “If your brother died, and you were true to your religion, you wouldn’t mourn.”

The monk agreed.

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Former Jewish Journal Of Los Angeles Managing Editor, Amy Klein, Moved To New York Last Fall

Amy Klein writes for JTA intermittently and for other publications such as the New York Times and Salon.

Amy is originally from New York, but has lived in Jerusalem and Los Angeles (for almost ten years).

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