EveryJew.com Revolutionizing The Way Jews Talk To Each Other

The Jewish Journal‘s social networking site EveryJew.com has completely changed the way Jews relate to each other.

My male friends report it has enabled them to date an entirely higher quality and younger variety of female than was available to them on MySpace, Facebook, and JDate.

“Those bitches on Facebook and JDate are a bunch of uptight JAPs,” says Joe. “On Facebook, they don’t even wait to decline my friend requests. They just knock them back the moment they get them. On JDate, the ladies either don’t respond to my emails or they say, “I just don’t think we have enough in common.” God, how I wish I didn’t post all those Ashlyn Gere pics back in the day on newsgroups.”

Here’s the link: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-social-networking-site-changing-the-way-oh-chr,17465/

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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