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Another day, another member of the Tribe convicted of espionage

This can not be good for God’s Chosen Ones. From my live cam: palestine4ever: the funny thing is, he was employed because he understood Hebrew palestine4ever: which means he was probably translating classified Israeli communications palestine4ever: which he then turned … Continue reading

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My Bearded Buddy

Every day I look more and more like Khalid Sheik Mohammed. My live cam in Gitmo Pico-Robertson where I’m serving a sentence for love crimes. Khunrum emails: “It doesn’t seem that long ago when Luke took pride in his appearance. … Continue reading

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Facebook Addiction

I’ve never spent even an hour on Facebook during a 24-hour period but I have a friend who confesses she drank a bottle of wine last night by herself and spent six hours on Facebook. This does not seem good. … Continue reading

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Check Out My Favorite Music

Click here for my playlist.com list. Click here to join the discussion on my live cam! This ain’t your Zeide‘s Judaism! KhunDiddy:  My wife just saw you and exclaimed Yikeeee who’s that? KhunDiddy:  she wants to know what you do … Continue reading

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Goy Joy Lives – I’m Meditating Live On My Cam To Abstract Sanskrit Chants

From my live cam: guest7:  You now have two traditions where wisdom is associated with a beard: Hinduism and Judaism. Now if you embrace Islam, you’ll be on your way to embracing beard-loving religions. guest7:  What’s your next beard-loving tradition … Continue reading

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On Torah Talk Next Thursday Afternoon, Will Monica & Helen Do An Interpretative Dance About What ‘Bereshit’ Means To Them?

Tune in around 2:30 p.m. on my live cam Oct. 23. Why is God hiding Moshe? Why did God bury Moshe? The Torah does not want us to worship Moses, so his burial place is hidden. We’re Jews, not Mosesites. … Continue reading

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Let It Rain II

From my live cam: YourMoralLeader:  i got booted from my shul palestine4ever:  i kinda gathered from your front page 🙁 YourMoralLeader:  for outing that 18yo anon blogger chick palestine4ever:  no palestine4ever:  way palestine4ever:  ? palestine4ever:  all of the fraudsters who … Continue reading

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Good Times In My Chatroom

Friday afternoons are always hopping on my live cam. All Gedolim gather around and share penitence thoughts before the days of awe. I’m ready HaShem! Give me what I deserve! I want pure justice, forget that touchy feely stuff. I … Continue reading

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Woman <-------

I’ve had a live cam with a chat room for the past few months and I’ve learned to sniff out which chatters are female. Women writes things like this: me <—– chopped liver? *gasp* *giggle* *hides eyes*

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At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met

From my live cam: Video palestine4ever:  This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack:  i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever:  I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading

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