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Book Review: The Producers: Profiles in Frustration
Here’s a recent blog post: SEATTLE, Washington – In case you’ve wondered what it is that a television or movie producer does – you can read The Producers and still not be quite sure what they do. Author Luke Ford … Continue reading
Posted in Book Reviews
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Shalom Aleichem
On a Friday night walking home from shul, I’m stopped by a stranger in a car. He wants to know where Preuss is. I don’t know. I ask my friend. She doesn’t know. A rabbi comes out of his home … Continue reading
Posted in Orthodoxy, Personal, Pico/Robertson
Tagged favorite phrase, friday night, intimate communion, Jews, new moon, one saturday, orthodox judaism, rabbi, saturday night, scorecard, shul, stranger, walking home
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She Would’ve Been 78
My mom died April 24, 1970. I was almost four. I remember her. Most of the women I’ve loved have been like her — cute, cuddly, nurturing and chronically late and unorganized. She would’ve turned 78 Saturday. I don’t say … Continue reading
My Crucifixion & Resurrection
Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection! I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading
Posted in Passover, Personal
Tagged aaron wildavsky, american judaism, beard, canaan, chat room, cheap grace, close friends, davening, Emma, emotions, hartman, holy days, hovel, job, loser, minyan, mommy, money, origins of judaism, Passover, perverts, rabbi arthur, religious community, rise of islam, sephardi, shmura matza, shul, shuls, tradition, weirdos
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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the fun! Emma: Burt.. Lukes first book is amazing get it! StuntmanBurt: What’s it about? Gina: He is now working on one about this chatroom YourMoralLeader: A Rebel Without A Shul Gina: Luke joins the Hungarian … Continue reading
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Tagged back yard, californian, charlie manson, cracks, Emma, french maids uniform, hot women, hovel, hungarian, Mafia, massive blocks, new perfume, Oprah, pleasure of your company, poor man, pregnant man, profile view, shul, starbucks, Yeshiva
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