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Monthly Archives: June 2012
I Now Offer Tuck-In Services For $100 A Night – Limited Quantities Available
Upon entering your bedroom, Luke Ford immediately begins to analyze your linen seams and pillow placement, planning a tucking strategy as you enjoy a glass of water he has poured for you. After you hydrate, Luke’s sinewy, well-groomed fingers delicately … Continue reading
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Busted!
The building admin called my boss. There was a complaint about my using the single-occupancy Ladies room (when the Men’s room is in use). All sorts of men on the floor do it but I’m the one who gets busted. … Continue reading
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What Is Important To You…
In January 1983, my favorite sports team, the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League, made it to their third straight NFC championship game. They’d lost their previous two. This game was January 22, Sabbath morning. As a Seventh-Day Adventist, … Continue reading
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Tagged favorite sports team, national football league, nfc championship game, nfc championship games, quarterback danny white, ucla economics
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My Friend Lane Van Howd
In the summer of 1980, my father lost his role as a Seventh-Day Adventist minister and our family moved out of the church and to Auburn, CA, 45-minutes drive north of Sacramento, where dad set up his own non-denominational evangelical … Continue reading
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Tagged adventist school, auburn ca, christian foundation, friend lane, man hair, school forest
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A New Direction
Greg Leake emails: Hi Luke, The other day in a post you made that could be associated with this one, called ‘When Did I Hit Bottom?‘, you had an inspired comment by Chaim Amalek. He suggested that your real problem … Continue reading
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Tagged bonfires of the vanities, hunter s thompson, orthodox judaism, reform jews, sociological approach, weird dude
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