Busted!

The building admin called my boss. There was a complaint about my using the single-occupancy Ladies room (when the Men’s room is in use). All sorts of men on the floor do it but I’m the one who gets busted. What am I supposed to do when the Men’s room is occupied? It’s rank anti-Semitism. Next they’ll want to put me in a special camp for my own protection. This is just how Hitler started.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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