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"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Monthly Archives: October 2009
A Shaggy Dog
"What if I would cut off all my hair if you didn’t cut off your beard," she says. They lie on the bed. She knew how much he loved her long hair. Her body was his weakness. When people ask … Continue reading
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Tagged golan heights, positive reinforcement, quot quot, sexual immorality, shaggy dog, shaggy hair
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Change
"I have to admit you’ve changed my image of Orthodox Jews," said the little old secular Jewish lady to me after hearing one of my rants. "I have to admit I put them in a box. I stereotyped them. But … Continue reading
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Tagged jewish lady, Judaism, kiddish hashem, orthodox jews, oy vey
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A Warning
He walked into the park and found his three friends with their three dogs. "We have to be careful," she said. "The police were just here. They warned us about letting the dogs off the leash." His friends let their … Continue reading
Posted in Orthodoxy, Personal
Tagged facial structure, homeless man, orthodox judaism, quot quot, roshei yeshiva, three friends
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I Love Dogs
I had three of them in my arms last night.
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Luke’s Employment Prospects 2009
Helpful writes: Given the current economic situation coupled with Luke’s spotty employment history, shabby appearance and questionable work ethic I can see the following as viable career opportunities for our hero:
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