Monthly Archives: August 2009

‘Don’t You Want To Marry Someone Jewish?’

Havdalah. Four hot chix hold the candle. My friend Susie* says, "Raise it up high to the height of your bashert." She turns to me and says, "How tall are you?" She raises her hand to the height of the … Continue reading

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Saturday Night I Crashed Their Party

I noticed three women in their twenties move next door Thursday. On my way to shul for Shalosh Sheudos this afternoon, I noticed a party beginning there. "I’m gonna crash it!" I resolved. I’m gonna overcome my fears and I’m … Continue reading

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The Not So Dirty Secrets Of Luke Ford

The name Luke Ford is all but synonymous with debauchery – the sexy blogger is equally famous for his racy publication as his simultaneous relationships with young, blonde women and the notoriously raucous parties held at the Hovel. But the … Continue reading

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Are You Dating Out Of Your League?

Reba Toney, a former call screener for the Dennis Prager radio show, now hosts a couple of talkshows of her own on Christian radio. A single mom, she’s published a new book called "The Rating Game: The Foolproof Formula for … Continue reading

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Vishnu Luke Visits First Happy Minyan Banquet

Behind my computer keyboard, I feel like Vishnu. I feel like the All-Pervading essence, the master of—and beyond—the past, present and future, the creator and destroyer of all existences, one who supports, sustains and governs the Universe and originates and … Continue reading

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