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"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Monthly Archives: February 2009
Mazal Tov!
Chaim Amalek emails: “You are a daddy – sort of. A daddy pays child support, and you, to the extent that you are a taxpayer, are set to pay child support for that woman with the six kids who just … Continue reading
I Used To Be The Number One ‘Luke’ In The World
I used to Google the word "Luke" and I was the number one result. Now I’m number seven. I rank behind the Gospel of Luke, Luke Skywalker, Luke the Diagnostic Tool and Luke Air Force Base. How humiliating! These others … Continue reading
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Tagged gospel of luke, luke air force base, luke luke, luke skywalker, number seven
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Luke Needs Viagra For Sex With Hippo
I got this therapy meme (well, actually, someone else did, but I’m taking it) on Facebook: "Here’s how it works: Google “[your first name] needs” and share the first 10 results. That’s it: it is that simple. But be honest! … Continue reading
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Tagged adult child, luke luke, mistakes in movies, movie blooper, star wars episode 6, view member profile
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My Idiot Rabbi Of The Day – Daniel S. Brenner
He’s boycotting Kellogs for dropping Michael Phelps as a model after the swimmer’s recent string of bad behavior in public. Rabbi Daniel S. Brenner writes: I love Special K cereal – it was my mom’s preferred brand when I was … Continue reading
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Tagged michael phelps, preferred brand, rabbi daniel, shredded wheat, smoking marijuana, special k cereal
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