Monthly Archives: January 2008

Your Moral Leader Gets In Shape For The Super Bowl

I’ve put aside the sacred texts to produce this Jane Fonda-style workout video to the theme of Rocky. Chaim Amalek writes: If you were more entrepreneurial, you would be rich! Think: baseball trading cards but with rabbis instead of sportsmen. … Continue reading

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Depressed Blogger Launches Attack Ad On Self

WASHINGTON—In the midst of a fiercely competitive race to be America’s top Republican-Jewish blogger, an increasingly depressed Luke Ford shocked Orthodox insiders Monday when he released a new national attack ad targeting himself. The ad, which is scheduled to air … Continue reading

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Conference tackles horny Jewish-Polish relationship

If you check out the picture of Poland’s consul general you’ll understand the problem. At one time, we hated each other. Now we’re shtupping each other. Is there no happy medium? I must congratulate the Jewish Journal for livening up … Continue reading

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Kill Bill

From Dennis Prager: Monday January 28, 2008 H1: Kill Bill With Dennis Prager Prager H1: The most popular Democrat in the country, Bill Clinton, may not be so popular anymore. There is a feeling that he’s hurting Hillary’s campaign because … Continue reading

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Give Me Your Rental/Landlord Horror Stories

Homeless LA is written by Luke Ford and friends. Our primary email is MFProperty@gmail.com. Send in your tenant horror stories and your landlord horror stories to MFProperty@gmail.com. We’ll give a prize to the winner. Email Luke Ford.

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