Category Archives: Personal

Racist Foupes

D. emails: "Foupe?" Is that anything like "faux pas?" You obviously learned nothing from when I punished your youthful sweet tooth by having you copy page after page out of the dictionary. I should have suck with my initial plan … Continue reading

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He Took Advantage Of His Position As A Blogger

I’m glad I’ll never be susceptible to that charge. "You have nothing to lose!" I’m often told by people in positions of authority. They envy my freedom. I can speak my mind. I can engage with dangerous people. I don’t … Continue reading

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A Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Relapse

My CFS makes the outside world a frequently scary place because I am just not strong enough, much of the time, to tackle it. Despite all my yoga and Alexander Technique and healthy eating and meditation and therapy, I’ve been … Continue reading

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Am I African-American?

Boss calls. "Are you going to make calls tonight?" Luke: "Yeah." Boss: "I need to know. Are you going to make the calls?" Luke: "Yeah." Boss: "Did you have a stroke? Where’s the enthusiasm in your voice? You have to … Continue reading

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I Discuss Evolution Vs. Genesis

I was on Marc Germain‘s radio show last night. I tell Marc that the first few chapters of Genesis should not be taken literally. Then Marc stumps me: "Which parts of the Bible should we take literally?" From my live … Continue reading

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Marty Turkel Memorial Service

Thursday morning I skip my three hours of Alexander Technique class and drive east on I-10, east on the 60, north on the 605, east on the 210 to White’s Funeral Home in Azusa and gather with dying members of … Continue reading

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Is It OK To Have Sex With A Goy To Save Klal Yisrael?

The prospect fills me with horror but if I could save the whole Jewish people by committing one tiny eeny wheeny indiscretion with a really hot and powerful shiksa who loved to read books, I suppose I could muster the … Continue reading

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I’ve Got My Live Cam On And I’m Desperate To Connect

Click here to join the therapy. If it falls to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British … Continue reading

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Marty Turkel Died

I expect that name means nothing to you. He was a Jew in an industry I covered for 12 years. He was a pioneer in that industry. During the 1960s, he was shooting loops for display on 42nd Street in … Continue reading

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What Does It Mean To Connect With Others? Is That Like Hooking Up?

Dr. Spielvogel, you ask if I want to connect with you. Yesterday, all the interns talked about my desire to connect and how I kept analyzing it instead of just doing it. They noted I’m desperate to connect yet keep … Continue reading

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