I was on Marc Germain‘s radio show last night.
I tell Marc that the first few chapters of Genesis should not be taken literally.
Then Marc stumps me: "Which parts of the Bible should we take literally?"
ChaimAmalek: "Jesus, if you give me wealth and hot sex, I will dedicate my life to you"
ChaimAmalek: Ditto you, Mohammed.
ChaimAmalek: I will become a Communist if it gets me a nice apartment, a pension, and some hot young honies
ChaimAmalek: Real Jews don’t care about all this Jewish crap.
ChaimAmalek: We care about the price of lox at Zabars
