D. emails:
"Foupe?" Is that anything like "faux pas?" You obviously learned nothing from when I punished your youthful sweet tooth by having you copy page after page out of the dictionary. I should have suck with my initial plan which was to brain you with a rock and leave you for the fair-dinkum wombats. You’re an embarrassment, boy.
Why bother writing something new? My fair-dinkum lad is a moron. A bloody Abo has more sense.
Learn how to spell, boy, before I fetch your ears a boxing and then smash you in the gob with a cricket bat.
