Category Archives: Personal

‘This is the Time of Night’

7 pm. Phoner. "This is the time of night," she says, "when if I don’t have anything to do, I just go home and cry. I’m starving and there’s no food at home. There’s nothing to distract me." "You like … Continue reading

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More Attuned

A friend yesterday said I had become funnier since I started studying Alexander Technique. That I was more attuned to the people around me and therefore was more likely to say things they’d find amusing rather than offensive. I had … Continue reading

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First Black Female Rabbi Ordained

Bob emails: There goes the neighborhood. Khunrum emails: "There’s one shul that might let Luke attend." Fred emails: "I wonder if they’d make him sit in the back of the shul." Bob emails: "Even they would probably question our hapless … Continue reading

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‘A Sincere Question’

Rabbi Yehuda (YY) Rubinstein emails me June 5: Dear Mr Ford, I honestly want to pose you a question if I may. I watched the video of you sitting in the car the other day [LF: this video or this?] … Continue reading

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She’s Looking For A Nice Jewish Boy

myannamills:  what are you doing with yourself these days. You are retired arent you?  Luzdedos1:  lukeford.net  Luzdedos1:  jewish stuff  myannamills:  haha i love jewish guys  myannamills:  they are my weakness haha  myannamills:  I"m a shikse  myannamills:  haha  myannamills:  I’ve been … Continue reading

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ATID Weed

I was having a gentle morning conversation when suddenly the woman said, "How old is the world?" Wow. "About five billion years," I said. "I think that’s the scientific consensus." "But what about the Torah?" "I don’t take the first … Continue reading

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Am I Self-Righteous?

A new friend accuses me of self-righteousness. I just don’t see it. And neither do my friends. Robert emails: "She confuses self-righteousness with the clarity and command of a Moral Leader. Common mistake." Fred emails: I agree with Robert that … Continue reading

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Talking To My Dad

"The other day when you were talking to me, I suddenly felt you were no longer talking to me but to your dad," says a friend. "What do you mean? What was I talking about?" "Your voice changed and you … Continue reading

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Lending A Hand On Shabbos

Just a few minutes before Shuvuot, as I was walking to a friend’s home for dinner, I passed two Mexicans in an alley with a beat-up old truck. A middle-aged man and woman were straining and failing to put a … Continue reading

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I Reflect On My 43rd Birthday

From Norwalk, CA: Luke Ford Reflects On His 43rd Birthday @ Yahoo! Video

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