More Attuned

A friend yesterday said I had become funnier since I started studying Alexander Technique. That I was more attuned to the people around me and therefore was more likely to say things they’d find amusing rather than offensive.

I had my annual physical yesterday. Got the ol’ prostate checked. It’s pretty healthy. As am I. I’ve got a cup here to use to see how virile I am. Must withold myself for 72 hours, then think of Israel, then rush overflowing cup to lab within an hour to see if I can bring Moshiach.

I’m also getting every STD test under the sun to prove once and for all that my writings are not the product of a diseased mind but rather the effusions of one in love with God and goodness.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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