First Black Female Rabbi Ordained

Bob emails: There goes the neighborhood.

Khunrum emails: "There’s one shul that might let Luke attend."

Fred emails: "I wonder if they’d make him sit in the back of the shul."

Bob emails: "Even they would probably question our hapless hero’s orthodoxy. "Sheeeit. Dat mofo ain’t kosher!""

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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