First Black Female Rabbi Ordained

Bob emails: There goes the neighborhood.

Khunrum emails: "There’s one shul that might let Luke attend."

Fred emails: "I wonder if they’d make him sit in the back of the shul."

Bob emails: "Even they would probably question our hapless hero’s orthodoxy. "Sheeeit. Dat mofo ain’t kosher!""

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com). Most of my posts since January 2025 are written with AI.
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