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New Indiana Jones Flick Blows
ChaimAmalek: Now, don’t bother seeing that new Indiana Jones movie. It blows ChaimAmalek: Nearly put me to sleep. palestine4ever: does it palestine4ever: Is it on a Star Trek IV level of suck? ChaimAmalek: Sad reminder that old men (like me) … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood
Tagged action sequences, c span, eighties, flick, national treasure, nbsp, new indiana jones, new indiana jones movie, old dude, old men, sad reminder, seventies, sleep, spielberg, star trek, star wars, star wars prequels, tension, whales
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Why Are Jews So Crazy?
palestine4ever: hello Mr. Luke. palestine4ever: Why are Jews so crazy? palestine4ever: I’m not female but if I was, I still cannot wrap my head around a rabbi seduction fantasy. palestine4ever: Pun intended. palestine4ever: It’s like writing erotic fan fiction about … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged Anti-Semitism, assault with a deadly weapon, basketball fan, beard, bertie ahern, better days, cultural understanding, disco duck, fan fiction, gerald ford, greatest sports, hate crime, humble folks, Jews, nbsp, police report, pun, rabbi, seduction, tall blacks, teenagers, twink, wig
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‘Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil’
A young man came into my chat room seeking moral leadership. He lives in West Virginia with his friend and his wife. The Mrs. has been coming on to him. What should he do? In the short term, he should … Continue reading
Posted in Sex
Tagged 10 commandments, amp, apartment, aptment, best friend, best friends, chat room, craig, desires, friends wife, hubby, moral leadership, nbsp, park bench, point pleasant west virginia, solace, temptation, undies, young man
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I Fear I’m A Lousy Lover
I’m watching the movie American Gangster. The cop, played by Russell Crowe, is making love to his lawyer while carrying her around a kitchen (she’s facing him with her knees around his hips, you get the picture?). He puts her … Continue reading
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Tagged american gangster, amp, beauties, cop, counter top, crashing to the floor, damsel, fuddy duddy, god and state, hips, hotel clerk, hovel, kitchens, knees, lawyer, lousy lover, love life, making love, nbsp, passion, russell crowe, terrible thing, vital component
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What Happens When You Lock A Healthy Guy In A Hovel With God As His Only Companion?
Click here to find out. guest140: made the mistake of signing up to a chat room guest140: what i thought was friendly, innocent chat turned out to be a room crowded with desperate perverts russiandragon: yes luke IS the prince … Continue reading