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Ladies, Fight Nature!

A lot of shlumpy women with grey hair say things like, “I don’t fight nature.” Ladies, please listen up! It is important that you fight nature! It is important that you look your best. Otherwise you drab up the world … Continue reading

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My 1993 Reform Conversion

I was talking to an acquaintance who tells me: “There’s a guy who looks exactly like you in Sacramento who says that he sat on the Beit Din for your Reform conversion. He’s from the middle of nowhere and he’s … Continue reading

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Turning My Grey Hair Brown

In February, I quit using Grecian Formula. In the succeeding weeks, my hair turned grey. Then I started going to acupuncture twice a week in April and now my hair has returned to the brown luster of my youth.

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