“I was reading your blog,” she said. “So you want to get married?”
“Yes,” I said.
“What age range are you looking for?”
“Oh,” I said, “thirty to forty.”
“When you wrote about looking around the audience for hot chix, I don’t think you meant thirty to forty.”
“Oh,” I said. “So you want the truth? You don’t just want a politically correct answer about how much I value the maturity and wisdom of the older woman. OK, I’d like to date a woman between 18 and 40 years of age.”
“So you need a girl with daddy issues.”
“Ahh, yes,” I said. “Half the time I date women my own age. The rest of the time, much younger. I don’t fetishize. She doesn’t have to be Asian or black or busty. Just so long as she loves God and Torah and turns me on. I’m a very simple man with very simple needs. I want to live a simple life following God’s immutable moral law. I want to give.”