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Tag Archives: Passover
I’m Cleaning For Passover Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the discussion. DesmondFord: Howdy! Today, I watch in cold silence. This is my only statement. yourheartsdesire: what is he doing doesnt he realisehe as people watching yourheartsdesire: if he goes to that bloody fridge or bathroom … Continue reading
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Tagged cable access, chip shop, cold silence, curry, danielwebster, defector, Emma, exile, fridge, honey trap, jewish race, jewish temples, legalism, mema, Passover, praeger, prophet, sacred texts, welshdragon, writing books
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Satan Has Me By The Balls
And I like it. That’s the problem. I like it. I should be cleaning for Passover but the Evil One has me in his grip and it feels good! It makes me tingle all over. I want to sing and … Continue reading
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Tagged balls, davening, egypt, envy, evil one, impurity, jealousy, oh wretched man, oy, Passover, satan, wicked wicked man, wickedness, Yeshiva
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Thursday Will Rock On My Cam With Live Preparation For Passover
A day of cleaning will climax at 8 pm PST with Bedikat Hametz. Holding just one lighted candle, I will go from room to room live on my cam with a feather and a large spoon, scooping up the last … Continue reading
The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites
For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to the mikveh every morning and putting on tefillin and praying that HaShem send me an invite to the first seder. It has not worked. I no longer believe in the power … Continue reading
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Tagged angeles public library, beautiful women, deity, despair, desperate measures, existence, Jews, mikveh, moral leader, mystery method, overflow, Passover, power of prayer, putting on tefillin, seder, shabbos
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Bee Swarm Closes Down Leo Baeck Religious School
It’s a Reform temple on Sepulveda, near the Getty museum. A swam of hundreds of bees closed the place one afternoon this week (Thursday?). I hear there’s a severe shortage of kosher-for-Passover margarine in Chicago and customers are limited to … Continue reading
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Tagged bee swarm, bees, getty museum, leo baeck, margarine, Passover, reform temple, religious school, sepulveda
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